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Friday, April 7, 2017

Breeder's Digest by James LaFond

What percentage of Money Transfers at a ghetto supermarket go to Federal prison inmates?

Why didn’t Taino Indians want to go to heaven and opted to be burned at the inquisitor’s stake instead?

How many calories of petroleum does it take to produce 1 calorie of food?

What is the cannibal record for human livers eaten by one man in a lifetime?

Why was Genghis Khan a humanitarian?

Where will you find the 15 million psychopaths in the United States?

Have you ever felt like a guinea pig in some unseen mastermind’s laboratory, and would like evidence that your creeping sense of hierarchical insemination is justified?

If you are hungry for off-the wall factoids that point to where we came from and where we are headed, then the Breeder’s Digest will give you all the ammunition you need to wage an unconventional dinner party discussion. Also includes the first five secrets of the universe according to Tarl Cabot, the ‘Box Prophet’, who sketched the secrets of human salvation on the inside of his cardboard home, with a ‘spork’ in his own blood, only to have some ‘ecofreaks’ shove his home, and the chance for mankind’s salvation, into a compactor!

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