Stirs from his icy barrow mound
James has lately received signs that the Spirit of the Khan desires an audience with the listeners of the Crackpot Podcast. I take this responsibility quite seriously and wish to prepare worthy inquiries for his Greatness with your help. Please send me your questions by email: lynnlockhart328[@]gmail[.]com.
For those unfamiliar with the Khan and his habit of visiting James, the Khan's main area of interest is wench management. See the following examples:
Valkyrie vs Orcs
Wake the Khan!
What is Good Between the Bearskins
Oh Great Khan, I slave away in a corporate occupation dominated by soft men, unfit to lead flies to shit. I continue to tolerate the whims of these spineless jackals with a fake smile, but I grow weary. Tell me, in what ways (small or large) can I establish my dominance without having to wage a bloody coup to topple these sack-less sons of whores?
ReplyDeleteMy Dear Khan,
ReplyDeleteI've recently parted ways with my wench, and I'm having a hard time getting back out there. How would you advise I find my next conquest?
You Exalted-ness,
ReplyDeleteI am soft by birth, but striven warrior by desire. How do I balance my yearning for the centered clarity of a combative mind, with the flaccid trappings of this "society"?