Lockhart's Top LaFonds Volume 110

Randy is one of those people who elicits confessions from strangers.

Fury vs. Wilder!

War zone refugee killed in war zone.

How to use a training dummy.

Happy birthday to Adam, video review, part 1.

Dennis Dale is putting up some really nice videos.

Caveman LaFond guides us through the evolution of weaponry.

Oliver is one of those guys with a lot of million dollar ideas.

Do you have what it takes to be a ghetto grocer?  (Probably not.)

Love to read the Ancients with LaFond, starting Beowulf.

I have noticed a lot of stories on twitter about melanated criminals attacking Asians and again, everyone's hands are tied to do anything about it.

Learning about Plantation America makes it easier to see and understand the truth in the present.

Seems like Stockholm Syndrome is a factor in military men, as it is in so many aspects of life.

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

The Day I Shot

A Vignette from Riley

I saw it in a dream one night, like I’d envisioned it all before.  Many times.  The mid-60s Chevy hard-top slowly motored down my drive as I scrambled into place with the AR-10. 

The ‘scope was on 6x and I could see five or so inside the vehicle.  I put six rounds of Turkish 308 into the engine compartment, bringing forward progress to a halt.

Silhouettes moved within the car, and I brought them down with the 147 grain loads as they exited.  Pushing 3,000 FPS, the blood sprays against the snow broadcast unmistakably that a rebel vehicle had been bounced.  It was clear in the moon’s light that the time had come to go.

I’d packed long ago, and all the right stuff was there.  I slid off down the hill, mixing my tracks with the deer ones, working down the mountain’s fall.  I had told the Wife the police might come knockin’ on the door.  “Tell ‘em I’m all aged and shit.  No more tolerance for the challenged.  No idea where he’s bound, you know?  Might be loaded?” Good woman.  Kens the men, all right.

So I drift and watch.  I steal people’s shit and eat.  They wonder what hit them.  I’ll never tell.

(c) 2020 Riley Smith

Lockhart's Top LaFonds Volume 109

Hello everybody!


James is both Peter Pan and Captain Hook.

Are you reading the Aenid?

The Violence Guy sees the value of kicking.

Believe me, little girls pick up sticks, too.

Mountain hikes, friendly dogs, good people, sounds like heaven.

How savage were the Native Americans?  A question from twitter.

Angela and other writers should also work on simple things like spelling and using complete sentences.

The evolution of the fight is what fascinates me, and what James and his men recreated in Modern Agonistics.

James comments on an ancient fight, where a man was disemboweled by another man's bare hand.

We're all African, or so they say, so why not own a traditional weapon, for decorative and cultural purposes only!

The coach is a therapist, physical and otherwise.

Serial killers were a 20th century meme just like mass shooters are a 21st century meme.

Meet another White Indian of the Eastern Woodlands.

James gives his analysis on Sean's latest fight.  Congratulations, Sean!

I watched this video and I don't recall James covering this before.

This concept of friendly fire is one of my favorites!

Beware of counterfeit spirituality.

(c) 2019 Lynn Lockhart

75 Carbon Mike - Crackpot Podcast

Mr. Mike joined us back when I was anticipating a possible power outage.  Our talk with him slipped from one topic to the next, so the show notes below are mostly approximate.  Hope you enjoy this double-length episode, and let me know what you think in the comments.

The Crackpot Podcast features James LaFond, the palest negro you ever met, and Lynn Lockhart, who is delightfully clueless on these matters but prefers not to be at war with reality.

Please consider supporting James's work in the field of negrology by purchasing one of the following fine volumes before you scroll down to the FREE podcast.

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BitChute:

YouTube:

0:03:00  Saying what you really believe at work or elsewhere, Mr. Mike's website, LGBT issues
0:21:00  Why black people will never vote GOP
0:48:00  Enron and corporate issues
0:56:10  You People
1:02:45  Brexit, metaphor of the age, computation
1:12:00  Democracies and republics
1:25:00  Approaching the House of State from a place of gratitude
1:35:55  Bacon's Rebellion
1:40:30  The importance of the soul, Rachel Fulton Brown
1:47:15  Puberty blockers, Abolition of Man, the importance of the forgotten war
1:56:40  The rise of the managerial class
2:02:40  Silat
2:07:40  Nathan Bedford Forrest, masculinity as an organizing principle
2:19:00  Why isn't Carbon Mike on Fox making a million bucks?
2:30:00  Segregation
2:44:45  The destruction of housing value by welfare colonization

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

‘From Death’s Gray Lands’

James LaFond's impressions of Dying Embers, Chapter 8 of Robert E. Howard’s The Hour of the Dragon

Reading from pages 141-147 of the Del Rey edition

A thematic illustration of a dragon crushing and harrying common men sets the mood for Howard’s tale of a populist king overthrown by manipulative forces.
“It is an ill thing to meet a man you thought dead in the woodland at dusk.”

So begins Conan’s audience with a loyal supporter, who informs him that his many premonitions [hinted at in the text and subtext] of mockery are true, that his efforts at ruling justly have been cast aside by masses of slave-minded folk who yearn for an oppressor and that those free-thinkers among the elite and lower orders are hopelessly hounded by informants.

The tale of the overthrow of a populist king [as unlikely a concept as it seems through our own clouded world view] by a police state with informers and spies everywhere struck this writer, laboring under a privatized censorship media hierarchy in the midst of a militarized police state of unparalleled efficiency, with a chill, as Howard’s view of kingship throughout the Kull, Mak Morn and Conan cycles is incisively populist, reflecting conditions of rule closer to the presidency of Andrew Jackson and now Donald Trump than in any historical monarchy which comes to mind.

Likewise, Howard’s depiction of the vast sweep of Western European history in the following statement reflects that he was well aware of the trials and travails of his plantation ancestors as well as the ongoing white slavery in the modern Middle East, which was a well-worn trope in his lifetime:

“…white men sell white men and white women, as it was in the feudal days.”

It is no surprise that Howard knew that chattel slavery was rampant in Feudal Christendom. The revisionist history which has ill-informed our fool nation since 1945 had not yet taken hold of the infantile American mind.

Finally, Conan is informed that his staunchest supported, a young countess Albiona, was to have her head cleaved off that very night, and well, he’s Conan, so some civilized dogs were going to have to die:

“I’d be a dog to leave Albiona to die because of her loyalty to me. I may be a king without a kingdom, but I’m not a man without honor.”

Diction of Note:
Avaunt, adv. Hence; away.
n.  A boast; a vaunt.
To advance.

(c) 2020 James LaFond

Lockhart's Top LaFonds Volume 108

Hello everybody, hope you are all happy and healthy!


I would like to hear the Crackpot read this aloud.

Mass shootings are a meme cooked up by the FBI to target paleface men.

Is cat litter on minor oil or chemical spills not a widely known tactic?

It's important to update your apocalyptic scenarios for changes in conditions.

Shopping when you are not quite, but almost, under siege.

When you're the only guy skulking around at night who doesn't want drugs.

The Harm City shape-shifter.

James and Baruch talk corona virus!

74 Abominable China - Crackpot Podcast

Hello friends!

This episode was taped a long time ago but it's good timing because we talk about China! We also talked about ancient and venerated American allies, the Kurds, some Baltimore updates, a reader question and don't miss the video analysis.

The Crackpot Podcast features James LaFond, a living library, and Lynn Lockhart, an amateur librarian.

Audio:




BitChute:

YouTube:

0:01:45  October 2019 Murderbowl update
0:07:30  Chuck Norris Rule at the Dollar General
0:10:20  Some Trump stuff, the Kurds
0:22:50  China
0:31:33  Baltimore, BTG
0:36:35  The Combat Space & the playlist
0:46:44  Sjambok, twitter questions. All Power Fighting, The First Boxers
0:53:52  Video analysis
1:04:35  Taco Bell video

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

Lockhart's Top LaFonds Volume 107

Thoughts on Sunday preaching.

History is hard to edit, too.

A man in church has a grave responsibility.

My only problem with guns is that they seem to create a false sense of security when the culture is subverted into an expensive hobby rather than a martial practice.  Read to the end for the good stuff on feudalism.

Where does PacNW land on the Harm City timer?

Please, if you are a LaFondian journalist, get your pics to me and I will post them here or on twooter.

Damn, couldn't get James to listen to the cartel ep.

Movies I haven't seen.

Boxing talk: training for bare knuckle, don't miss the comment from Banjo.

BJJ talk, Banjo and James.

Banjo and James give a rundown of handweapons!

Welcome to a new reader and listener, reading the ancients, and living like them, along with James, like The Aeneid, for instance.

Conversing on the train with an armored-truck driver.

My older daughter's first grade curriculum includes a lot of rather embarrassing hagiography on George Washington.  The beautifully illustrated book includes a passage on the Half-King.

I have been wondering what plyos were.  It's kind of like what the elderly Chinese do in parks.

A story about assessing a threat and quietly signaling your own readiness - not an escape.

James LaFond reviews Joker (2019).

Attending church has been a good influence on James, this is really profound and beautiful.

I appreciate the meticulous work of historians like Dobson, but when the truth has been so thoroughly and systematically buried, more drastic methods are called for.

I am really thrilled about this series of fiction and would love to release them together in a large hardcover volume.

How to read history without blackpilling or blinding yourself.