Showing posts with label A Well of Heroes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A Well of Heroes. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2021

‘Ogres of that Coast’

Black-Walled Khemi: Chapter 16 of Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon
Reading from pages 202-206 of the DelRey edition
Impressions by James LaFond

Conan leads his savage corsairs to the evil coast of Stygia, which would have been like Tolkien having Aragorn recruiting Haradrim troops to infiltrate Mordor and was entirely at odds with Jim Crow convention, for those half-witted critics who type Howard as part of the slave master elite, when he repeatedly has his white hero allying with black henchmen to slaughter enemies, and, just to make certain that he insulted blacks as well as whites, Howard treats the reader to this:

“The blacks sensed his eagerness, and toiled as they never toiled under the lash, though ignorant of his goal. They anticipated a red career of pillage and plunder and were content. …and the Kushites of the crew joined whole-heartedly in the prospect of looting their own people, with the callousness of their race. Blood-ties meant little; a victorious chieftain and personal gain everything.”

It sounds like Howard had taken a trip forward in time to one Baltimore, Philly, Saint Louis, Chicago or New Orleans to glimpse the sad spectacle of blacks butchering one another in service to The Man. 

Howard then continues with modern American commentary, indicating that the Stygians, his lifelong enemies and those of his tribal black allies, were a slave race whose common men were not permitted to wear swords, which is of course the fantasy replacement for the gun of Howard’s day. The reader certainly reads a hint of Howard’s Uncle’s tales of riding with Nathan Bedford Forest in Tennessee who employed black soldiers against Jefferson Davis’s orders.

Gianni closes out the chapter with an illustration of Conan returned to his lone element rowing a boat into the heart of his enemy’s city, with the Stygians essentially representing Howard’s version of the pre-Hellenistic Egyptian race.

Diction of Note
Zikkurats, for ziggurats

Thursday, February 11, 2021

‘A Hell Unfathomable’

The Return of the Corsair: Chapter 15 of Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon
Reading from pages 197-201 of the DelRey edition
Impressions by James LaFond

To begin this reader’s favorite chapter in any Conan story, the illustrator sketches six dark figures, enchained and rowing as slaves in what Howard would call in the text “a hell unfathomable.”

Conan awakens on the deck of an Agrossian ship and roars in his kingly manner, “What lousy tub is this?”

To this, one of Howard’s more short-lived incidental characters answers:
“The Venturer, out of Messentia [Howard’s Naples, Italy], with a cargo of mirrors, scarlet silk cloaks, shields, gilded helmets and swords to trade to the Shemites [Howard’s Hebrews] for copper and gold ore. I am Demetrio, captain of this vessel and your master henceforward.”

It doesn’t take a plot genius to realize how short and bloody this chapter is going to be as Conan, the White Lion of the Black pirates finds himself between caught between a galley full of black slaves that used to be his warriors and a crew of stocky Italians that don’t know they just brought their worst nightmare onboard…

The deserved carnage of slave masters butchered alive by rising slaves is so palpably enjoyable to the author that the reader must wonder if he admired Nat Turner, who surely would have blushed at Howard’s vision of what a slave revolt should be like.

Just to make certain that modern African-Americans would be as disgusted with the outcome of this chapter today, as “white” Americans must have been when this story was published, Gianni, the illustrator, with rare balls accurately portrays the freed black savages as hailing Conan “in an ecstasy of hero worship” as he stands above them like a naked, prehistoric Abe Lincoln. Never has something been written or illustrated to insult both racial fraternities of the retarded American Body impolitic.

Saturday, February 6, 2021

‘A Dingy, Ill-Famed Den’

The Black Hand of Set: Chapter 14 of Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon
Reading from pages 190-196 of the DelRey edition
Impressions by James LaFond

The opening illustration presents a horror started man with a black hand imprinted on his bare chest as he lays still in death on a shadow-cast floor.

“Conan woke from a sound sleep as quickly and instantly as a cat. And like a cat he was on his feet with his sword out before the man who touched him could so much as draw back.”

That’s Robert E. Howard on PTSD before it had a diagnosis.

Finding that his quarry is hiding in a place called the House of Servio, Conan is off on a brief, brutal and unsuccessful venture which finds him stretched senseless among the bodies of a reasonably competent band of murders as a pressgang happens by to force him into the slavery of the sailor.

But Conan is not so much the story of this chapter, but rather the tale of his grim pursuers who bring sedate death in his angry wake.

Death is illustrated by the artist as four predatory black birds on wing, searching the world below for their quarry, relentlessly seeking the hero via at once arcane and beastly methods.

Friday, January 29, 2021

‘Like All His Race’

A Ghost Out Of The Past: Chapter 13 of Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon
Reading from pages 181-190 of the DelRey edition
Impressions by James LaFond


“Argo was at peace; laden ox-wains rumbled along the road, and men with bare, brown, brawny arms toiled in orchards and fields that smiled away under the branches of the roadside trees. Old men on settles before inns under spreading oak branches called greetings to the wayfarer.”

Howard has taken his hero back down the road of his own storied past, to the place where he fled once from false judicial justice as a young mercenary to begin the life of a bloodthirsty pirate with his own pirate queen. From here on out the author walks Conan beneath the horizon of his former exploits that earned him fame and infamy in equal measure by illuminating characters which were once but shadows merely inferred. For instance, the fat fence Publio is now rich off of the trade he did with Conan, who strides out of is shadowy past with blackmail on his lips and menace in his grin.

And, as Conan guzzles, feasts, schemes, chafes and threatens his former partner in crime, four sinister shadows ride along his path, like psychic bloodhounds with the scent of his savage ambition in their nose, which the artist symbolically presents as a relentless footnote of four shadows under a sun setting on the ruins of a lion gate—Conan’ totemic symbol.

Diction of Note
Dromunds, a type of boat

Thursday, January 21, 2021

‘The Box of Zarothus’

The Fang of the Dragon: Chapter 12 of Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon
Reading from pages 171-181 of the DelRey edition
Impressions by James LaFond

Howard, the author, finds himself in a strange place at this point of the only Conan novel. The standout tales of adventure he had built the character on were generally the immediate result of ill-chance, blunder and desperation. Not only is Conan generally broke or on the run or both, but his entire situation is a surprise, which brings out the best in his barbaric personality. However, with King Conan releasing himself from a hopeless civil war he starts out on a quest that is nearly Tolkienesque, except of course that Howard’s Conan pre-dates Tolkien’s The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. Howard is now in the position of taking the character which is the creation of the realistic 3-to-5 chapter pulp yarn and having to draft him into a novel, the novel being the most inauthentic, forced, unnatural, unrealistic and affected for of literature, possibly rivaling hip hop and gangster rap is the lower form of human language art. 

The end results of this misuse of the heroic pulp character as a sentimental vehicle unfold across the final chapters of the book and are threefold:

-1. The overuse of serendipity, something which most novels and their video spawn suffer from.

-2. The introduction of gross sympathy into the hitherto hard-boiled world of Conan.

-3. The development of more interesting and intense characters than most novelists use in an entire long form book. 

The remainder of this reader’s impressions will avoid spoiling the plot by focusing on the incredible array of rogues and monsters cast into the fantastical winds of Howard’s imagination one chapter at a time, creating and discarding the characters necessary for a novella in what must have been a single evening of writing.

But first Howard retrogresses his protagonist back down the Road of Kings:
“He looked the part of the hired fighting-man, who had known the vicissitudes of fortune, plunder and wealth one day, an empty purse and close-drawn belt the next.

“…more than looking the part, he felt the part; the awakening of old memories…with no thought for the morrow, and no desire save sparkling ale, red lips, and  a keen sword to swing on all the battlefields of the war.”

The passage above smacks as sentiment to the sissy who has not known real apex fighting men, but to someone who has known many, it strikes an authentic chord.

Three fascinating characters, the brutal Valbroso, his cunning henchman Belosa and their captive fence of filched goods, Zorathus whose un-openable iron chest leaves Conan as part of a meat-headed trio of thugs seeking the secret of their desperate Gordian Knot.

This story also features ghouls, a mainstay monster of the Dungeons & Dragons game that drew heavily on the works of Howard, with their focus on the undead and subterranean stages of adventure.

To close the chapter a working sketch of Conan battling ghouls afoot faces a full panel scene of the horsed barbarian cleaving the fiends from the back of his rearing steed.


Saturday, January 16, 2021

‘In A Black Boat’

Swords of the South: Chapter 11 of Robert E. Howard’s The Hour of the Dragon
Reading from pages 164-170 of the DelRey edition

Impressions by James LaFond


Inspired by Osirian mythology, the illustrator has chosen to depict the great dark slave steering the boat of the Asuran dead down the river to the far blue sea, as a jackal-headed Anubis.

Conan is depicted as insatiable for defining action, a rampaging egotist barely able to enforce his own warrior discipline as he steers impatiently downstream to his destiny. Howard describes this as, “The fire of his grinding desire…”

The above passage brings to mind the only historical characters that seems to have been equal to Howard’s fictional barbarian, Harald Hardrada, who died at Stamford Bridge in 1066 and Nathan Bedford Forrest with more horses killed under him than even the fantasy hero.

Howard writes the knights of Poitain, who behave like a cross between Spanish conquistadors and Comanche warriors, as a distinctive breed of fighting man, as he had already depicted the Gundermen, Bossonians and Nemedian adventurers as unique types of fighting men, fighting with crafty ferocity under their leopard banner. 

Conan’s conversation with the Count of Poitain is revealing as Howard imbues the barbarian usurper of a civilized kingdom as having very European American sentiments:

“I have no desire to rule an empire welded together by blood and fire. It is one thing to seize a throne with the aid of its subjects and rule them with their consent. It’s another to subjugate a foreign realm and rule it through fear.”

In this passage, written exactly halfway through America’s bid for world empire, which would result in over 900 military bases on foreign soil and also in it losing its sovereignty to globalist concerns, Howard voiced the standard American belief in isolationist foreign policy of the 1930s, in the wake of their tens of thousands of dead and maimed, that had been and would repeatedly be overcome by fictions so improbably mean that Howard’s fantastical tales stand like pillars of truth by comparison to the contemporary American propaganda, which is even now, 80 years later used in barely rewritten form to mesmerize the ever less intelligent American slave mind into supporting a cause more evil than Xaltotun’s ancient ambitions.  

The character of Conan is authentically meat-headed enough to endear him to some more cerebral readers. 

The closing illustration depicts a raging lion emerging from a crown and holding a battle axe between its paws.

Sunday, September 20, 2020

‘To Seek Below the Aspect of Illusion’

A Coin from Acheron: Chapter 10 of Robert E. Howard’s The Hour of the Dragon

Reading from pages 155-163 of the DelRey edition

The thematic illustration depicts Conan holding Albiona close in the midst of a  crystal globe held in the undead hands of a grinning skeletal figure hung with a cowled robe.

Conan, barbarian usurper of the crux kingdom of his age, finds himself in refuge among the heretical cult of Asura, whose master further enlightens him as to the nature and extent of the awesome forces arrayed in the shadows of the world against him, and, like some real estate tycoon from New York shocked to discover that many evil-handed cults of power vie against him from below intricately woven lies, he starts in denial at the implication that he battles mere puppets upon cosmic strings and that he must lose if he does not embrace the dark and unseen trails of power that thread the civilized world.
Interestingly, he has only been saved from the forces of orthodoxy by the devotees of heresy due to his enforcement of his very barbaric notion of freedom of religion, which was not a significant current in popular thought in Howard’s time. Indeed, Howard clearly realized that the real legacy of Western Civilization was not one of liberty and freedom but one of shackled wills born under the ages of layered orthodoxy that had removed Western Man’s soul, one collectivist notion at a time, from his identity. The author does a superb job of expressing the gnostic ideals coming to light during his lifetime as various crackpot ideologies grounded in Atlantean fantasies and conflated myth come to life in the philosophy of Hadrathus convincing, who, unlike the evil Xaltotun, has the patience to reconfigure his knowledge into a form understandable to a fighting man:

“Age follows age in the history of the world, and now we enter an age of horror and slavery as it was long ago.”

Seven pages in to Conan’s dialogue with the serene occultist, he finally is given the gift of perspective in his own case, able to finally envision himself as he is in the eyes of the gods, the puppet born without strings in the playground of towering evil that is the world, a doomed creature who might only prevail if he rides the crests of the mighty powers striving for ultimate domination and then only so much as a man might life, which is a mere breath in the reckoning of that which he fights.

In A Coin from Acheron Conan suffers the mind-blasting fate of H. P. Lovecraft’s many doomed protagonists, who are faced with “the correlation of the contents of their consciousness,” but instead of a suffering a psychological implosion, the barbarian simply grows focused with the prospect of bloody work, enjoying the super sanity of the physical quest, a journey beyond the ken of the intellectual.

The closing two pages of the chapter illustrate the horrific plight of the mundane conspirators who raised a 3,000 year old fiend from the dead to bring down a savage king, only to realize that the former is gathering godlike powers to enslave them and the latter is loose from the shackles of kingship to stalk them like some hungry beast.

Mister Gianni’s illustration depicts Valerius, wary king of the moment, with four sinister yellow men from the far edge of the world who have sworn an arcane oath to hunt down Conan.  Howard soon found that placing the savage hero in a novel length story was going to require a legion of frightening fiends just to keep to pace with the fact that his protagonist, was in fact, the monster of his own imaginary age.


Diction of Note
-Laved
-Fain


Tuesday, August 25, 2020

‘The Glad Hand’

Waterfront Law by Robert E. Howard

In this Steve Costigan adventure, set in Cape Town South Africa, the Irish-American hero is scammed numerous times by various grifters and doesn’t really give a damn as he had a good time doing it, which brings to mind two of my favorite real life characters, Big Ron from Baltimore and Tony Cox from Seattle, big men, slick as goons go, and alright with the outcome of their misadventures as long as it was a good ride—as long as it’s not a man lying to their face, gas-lighting them or questioning their manhood—then it’s go-time.  I have rarely smiled so often reading a story, knowing men as I do who have embraced such shit situations with “fuck it” grin. Both of these real-life men, by the way, have Tarzan and Cheetah relationships with their side-kick dog, exemplified by the opening paragraph of Waterfront Law:

“The first thing that happened in Cape Town, my white bulldog Mike bit a policeman and I had to come across with a fine of ten dollars, to pay for the cop’s britches That left me busted, not an hour after The Sea Girl docked.”

At this point in the review the reader is struck with two notions:

-1. If there is ever a chance to have a Robert E. Howard character authentically represented in film or on TV, it would be Sailor Steve Costigan and his dog, one reason being that every ethnic slur is used except for “cracker, white trash and the N-word” and the dog, Mike, would bring children and women to view the story in droves. Furthermore every woman, every “frail” in the Costigan saga is far smarter than the hero!

-2. There is a lot of Steve Costigan in Conan and Black Vulmea, always starting without money or a girl and having a natural affinity for working men. In every Conan story in which Conan makes himself useful to a chief of men, the men all end up developing lateral bond with Conan, making the barbarian pretty much Steve Costigan—if he had a brain and a criminal mindset.

The crux of this story was a criminal playing to Steve’s sense of patriotism, “here’s the Kid, a American like yourself…”

Mike’ heroism is further increased in this story when the reader discovers that he not only goes to the bar, but drinks beer.

Diction of Note

durance
‘thrallin’
bucko [a ship’s mate who beats his men, a bully]
socking [punching, went out of general use in the early 1970s]
jassack [apparently a way of writing “jackass” in print]
tin-canned [folded with body punch, tomato can being a period metaphor for an easily dented opponent]
Jerusha [Jesus]
gyp [to rip-off by the use of wits, went out of general use in the late 1970s]
   
(c) 2020 James LaFond

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

‘The Iron Tower’

James LaFond's impressions of It Is the King or His Ghost: Chapter 10 of Robert E. Howard’s The Hour of the Dragon 

Reading from pages 148-155 of the DelRey edition.

The illustration of Conan dressed as a one-eyed old pilgrim walking through the crowded streets of the city he so recently left with a crown on his head is faithful to the text, down to the failure of the loose robes in concealing the “hard lines” of his frame.

The rescue of Albiona from The Iron Tower reflected a standard trope of Howard’s time, an almost obligatory rescue of a damsel in distress. It also served pulp convention by keeping a feminine figure on the page in as many installments as possible. But Howard overdoes the entire chapter in brutal wise, with his butchery of traitors conducted with savage malice on the part of the reverted savage.

Irony spiced with menace.  Butchery basted in irony.  Vengeance savored in savage exultation.  The shame of cruel cold law supplanted by the true justice of judge, jury and executioner as one flew as much in the face of the false moral banality of Howard’s America as it does in our own bland version.

Foremost among the evils of civilization, evils magnified by the evil of modernity, all things that were antithetical to what it was to be human across the many innumerable generation of our natural ancestors are:

-Law,
-Order,
-Justice,
-Imprisonment,
-Trial,
-Judgment,
-And proxy execution.

All of these and more of the avarice corruption our society is built upon are dashed into gory gobs by Howard as he depicts Conan snuffing out the life of the royal headsman and taking his scything place on behalf of the dainty condemned.  Howard’s heroes, unlike most others of his time, were permitted by their creator free reign for their passions, particularly their deep and abiding hatreds.

Maiming and disemboweling one traitor, Conan curses, “…Die as thieves die!” and then grunts, “Lie there and bleed to death.”

In top pulp form another plot twist confronts the furious barbarian as he cuts his way out of another palace, as he does in most tales, and many times in this one, the chief object of Conan and indeed all of his heroes seems to be the violent extraction of the hero and a woman from the clutches of some monolithic example of civilized architecture.

Diction of Note
-Impulsion, the act of impelling, driving onward, pushing.

Monday, February 10, 2020

‘From Death’s Gray Lands’

James LaFond's impressions of Dying Embers, Chapter 8 of Robert E. Howard’s The Hour of the Dragon


Reading from pages 141-147 of the Del Rey edition

A thematic illustration of a dragon crushing and harrying common men sets the mood for Howard’s tale of a populist king overthrown by manipulative forces.
“It is an ill thing to meet a man you thought dead in the woodland at dusk.”

So begins Conan’s audience with a loyal supporter, who informs him that his many premonitions [hinted at in the text and subtext] of mockery are true, that his efforts at ruling justly have been cast aside by masses of slave-minded folk who yearn for an oppressor and that those free-thinkers among the elite and lower orders are hopelessly hounded by informants.

The tale of the overthrow of a populist king [as unlikely a concept as it seems through our own clouded world view] by a police state with informers and spies everywhere struck this writer, laboring under a privatized censorship media hierarchy in the midst of a militarized police state of unparalleled efficiency, with a chill, as Howard’s view of kingship throughout the Kull, Mak Morn and Conan cycles is incisively populist, reflecting conditions of rule closer to the presidency of Andrew Jackson and now Donald Trump than in any historical monarchy which comes to mind.

Likewise, Howard’s depiction of the vast sweep of Western European history in the following statement reflects that he was well aware of the trials and travails of his plantation ancestors as well as the ongoing white slavery in the modern Middle East, which was a well-worn trope in his lifetime:

“…white men sell white men and white women, as it was in the feudal days.”

It is no surprise that Howard knew that chattel slavery was rampant in Feudal Christendom. The revisionist history which has ill-informed our fool nation since 1945 had not yet taken hold of the infantile American mind.

Finally, Conan is informed that his staunchest supported, a young countess Albiona, was to have her head cleaved off that very night, and well, he’s Conan, so some civilized dogs were going to have to die:

“I’d be a dog to leave Albiona to die because of her loyalty to me. I may be a king without a kingdom, but I’m not a man without honor.”

Diction of Note:
Avaunt, adv. Hence; away.
n.  A boast; a vaunt.
To advance.

(c) 2020 James LaFond

Monday, November 18, 2019

‘Even in Menace’

The Thrust of a Knife: Chapter 6 of Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon
Reading from pages 120-130 of the DelRey edition

The illustration is darkly set in shadow with Conan gauntly powerful and appearing almost like a Comanche warrior, which might have pleased Howard, and seems to have been based on the original Weird Tales depiction of Conan from Red Nails, with Zenobia cringing beneath his shoulder.

Conan is depicted from the outset of the chapter being held in the grip of a deep fear and fleeing up the stairs in panic, where he is reunited with the beauty, Zenobia, a woman of real fears and desires and practical knowledge of the affairs of men which beg a backstory, which is ungiven, the reader left to assume that she has learned about men as an observant slave girl, serving their brutish kind. Conan, ever the savage, threatens to kill her if she “plays” him “false.”

The hero is depicted in totemic wise as all of Howard’s protagonists are when stalking their prey in darkness and stealth, as leopard-like or pantherish.  Conan is further portrayed as blood-mad for vengeance and unable to stay his hands from the flesh of his duplicitous enemy and is almost caught as he trips among draperies and such, a nice metaphor for his unease around civilization as he seems to re-emerge from the dungeon as a freshly awakened savage.

Conan finds time for a kiss and hug with the little slave girl, who is granted a small grace by the author who showed so much understanding for the feminine soul in regards to the masculine actionist he normally wrote of.  For not the first time in his fiction, Howard has a women living beneath normal social consequence seeking to snatch a mere moment with a true king so that she might have one warm memory to tide her over in her old age. 

The full panel illustration of Conan standing before a moonlit window admiring the seductively self-conscious figure of the nearly naked slave girl, who represents perhaps the best artistic tribute to the feminine form as realized by the most famous Conan illustrator, Frank Frazetta.


Conan. Por Gary Gianni. – Undead

Conan’s escape is conducted realistically in the narrative and the chapter closes with an excellent heroic moment in which the barbarian king begins to walk old roads again, reduced to the bloody station of adventurer from which he originally made his ascent to greatness.

Gianni’s closing illustration is of an anonymously armored Conan mounting a  rearing stallion.

(c) 2019 James LaFond

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

‘In the Grip of an Earthquake’

The Haunter of the Pits, Chapter 5, Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon, reading from pages 113-119 of the DelRey edition

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Gianni’s illustration evokes the image of the famed fallen Gaul at Pergamon in Asia Minor as the chained savage is shown chained to a massive wall ring by a  weight of chains most men could not have lifted, amongst the bones of his damned predecessor.


Conan is depicted in strained prose as everything to his near-animal type and staying instinctively silent as he did as a child hiding from beasts in the wild.  Howard continues filling in the barbarian’s backstory in ways not permitted by the brief length of his normal-length yarns.  It is told that Conan’s behavior was not the result of a reasoning process but instinctive:

“The Cimmerian did not curse, scream, weep or rave as a civilized man might have done.”

More fierce musings continue as shadows flit within shadows in the dungeon, and finally Conan meets the babe of all Howard babes, who seems to have reflected his ideal feminine type:

“I am only Zenobia…only a girl of the king’s seraglio…less than one of the dogs that gnaw the bones in his banquet all.”

The angel then goes on to profess her love for Conan, having seen him once from afar and also asserts her humanity, “I am no painted toy.”

Conan was touched by the baring of this woman’s soul to him but then went quickly about the business of survival.  She gains his admiration due to her practical selection of a heavy fighting knife and the manner of her stealing the guard’s keys.

What follows after the girl’s dainty departure is a classic dungeon adventure, essentially the aspect that roleplaying game designers borrowed from Howard’s creative works where they take their worldview from Tolkien’s fairy world.

Conan’s exit from the pit involves his third encounter with Howard’s favorite monster, the Vilayet Ape, a massive carnivorous ape that seems like a 700 pound chimpanzee, also depicted in the classic Rogues In the House and Iron Shadows in the Moon.

The closing illustration is of two hands shackled in heavy iron stressing against their bonds.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

‘The Iron Harp’


James LaFond's impression of Dark Valley Destiny: The Life of Robert E. Howard by De Camp, De Camp & Griffin, Bluejay Books, 1961-83, 402 pages.


Imagine if you were a boy who was very different in outlook, born out of time if you will, brutally beat up in early elementary school, sickly in middle school years, and then, when you had grown strong and smart and the bullying stopped, you found out that school and its brain-washing teachers did not interest you—but you were told by society that your way out of the local world you didn’t fit into was through more school, and seated jobs, even though you had come to be a physical man.  Imagine having well-read parents who told stories and encouraged you to do the same, and thence wanting to be a writer.  This would, and had, with early writers, ignited a wanderlust, a feature that would become the centerpiece of Howard’s fantasy characters, but which he couldn’t engage in without abandoning his mother as she slowly died.  Now return to imagining that you are Howard, or his spirit and that three school-teacher, money-maker types, two of them Yankee academics, decided to write your story according to the incestuous theories of the perverted coke head Sigmund Freud.
Dark Valley Destiny is a biography of a counter-culture traditionalist written by the very sissy church-ladies of modernity who extinguished his stripe of writer.  The book went through many editions, is very strong on local East Texas history and biographical detail, and was focused as a commercial venture on the Conan character, as the lead author was the editor of that resurrected body of work—with CONAN the largest word on the cover.  This book is by fits and turns excellent and disgusting, with the authors obviously jealous of Howard’s natural ability yet wishing he had taken their academic course instead, in awe of the money he posthumously put in their pockets yet declaring that he would have served the world better as a book keeper or accountant, dismissive of much of his work as trash and seemingly wishful that he would have been like them and made no lasting imprint on the human consciousness.

Most disturbing were the authors’ constant insistence that the Howard family, troubled, with a sick mother who cock-blocked her son relentlessly as she died, was the problem with Robert, the reason why he committed suicide.  There are many things revealed and swept away as unworthy of consideration, such as Robert’s brutal experience being bullied in early grade school, which is nicely illuminated with a quote by Texas author Larry McMurtry and then forgotten as they accuse Howard of making up imaginary enemies later in life when in fact he had experiential reasons for suspecting that he would be attacked someday.  Such blindness is the gift of cozy modernity, a life of bookish ease in which one is not rudely reminded of the seething cruelty lurking just below the surface of human society.

Robert’s parents had fallen out early, very displeased with each other, and had molded the family unit to focus on their son, their joy, both of them immensely proud of him and eventually dependent upon him.  Robert became very strong swinging a sledge against a post every day, singing and shadow boxing on county roads and typing away at night.  He bought the car that took his mother to clinics, paid her bills and became a partner in financing the family with his father who openly loved him and was obviously the model for the fierce, black-haired blue-eyed warriors such as Kull, Kane, Bran Mak Morn, Black Vulmea and Conan.  His father was also a generous man, a doctor who treated patients on the promise of produce while his mother wanted the womanish things that only money may buy.

He had a lifelong obsession with suicide, lived like a visitor on this planet and wrote of suicide longingly in no less than 7 works.  Yet the authors blame his suicide on his parents, zeroing in on his father, who brought people over to watch Robert, who hid one of his guns and to whom Robert declared calmly that he would be killing himself and that he knew his father—heroized in so many tales—had the mettle to go on with life.  Robert seems to have been tender about his discussion with his father and shot himself in the head before his mother expired to trick the suicide watch.  Besides, the sickly boy had grown into a bull of a man with a quiet resolve and was not going to be deterred.
The authors continued to suggest that Howard was dependent on his mother, that she made him weak, misinterpreting the evidence they show, that he did not ever argue with her, quietly did as he pleased against her wishes, nursed her, keeping vigil by her bed and conducting hospice care all night, transported her and regarded her quite obviously as a vulnerable dependent under his care, despite her passive-aggressive attempts to keep him from seeing young women.  Hester Howard was a shit mother in many ways, but she supported her son in his creative work, unlike most modern mothers who stand as gatekeepers and invalidators against their son’s dreams.

Isaac Howard, while as shit a husband as his wife was a shit wife, was devoted to her care regardless and also to the development of his son, of whom he was obviously proud.  When young Robert, bent on suicide, tenderly informs his father that he is strong enough to go on and asks where he will go when Robert is gone, his father, in his response, says that he will go were his son goes, revealing that the 30 year old son had become the leader of the family, more than its focus—this reader keeping in mind that his parents were in their 60s.  Robert E. Howard seems to have only remained among the living to keep from hurting his mother, and he never lived to see the age of his parents when he was born, having lived less than half their spans.

According to those he left behind, Howard, though strange, was kind, giving and helpful and always gave more to a relationship than he got, with vast spans of quiet politeness, punctuated by occasional loud song, incessant typing, public shadowboxing and moments of acute paranoia about whatever memories or demons haunted him. He was a man who dated a beautiful willful woman for many long hours and never tried to have sex with her although she said of him that he was a passionate kisser.  Howard’s life, reads to this reader as a visitation by a soul unfit for his time and place yet dedicated to those who shared his exile space.  Loyalty to Howard was a talisman.

This reader is indebted to the wretched authors of Dark Valley Destiny for their work and forgiving of their twisted opinions, for they wrote when the world that Howard somehow intuitively knew was a lie, was in its glory season, its fat time of fleeting plenty borne on false wings, and they its delicately budding fruit of delusion.  Howard’s biographers come off as the lotus eating zombies of various dying cities he wrote of in his fiction.

Howard was deeply sensitive about death and suffering in others yet longed for his own end.  As a person who tried to will myself to suicide every night as a teenager as I sat in bed with my knife, unable to bring myself to do the thing because of the image of my mother crying hysterically over my gutted body, I can empathize with someone as out of place in life as Robert E. Howard, and also with him not wanting to hurt his mother by way of his departure while also assuming his father could handle his death.

To close with some of Howard’s suicide poetry, typed moments before his suicide:

All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;
The feast is over and the lamps expire.
And from The Tempter:

“Who are you?” I asked the phantom,
“I am Rest from Hate and Pride.
“I am friend to king and beggar,
“I am Alpha and Omega,
“I was councilor to Hagar
“But men call me Suicide.”
I was weary of tide breasting,
Weary of the world’s behesting,
And I lusted for the resting
As a lover for his bride.

Throughout Howard’s own work suicide is considered as the last honorable act of the doomed, a taking away of oneself from the fields of humiliation which some experience in life.  For a postmodern look at a Howard like character, I would suggest the movie Phenomenon, starring John Travolta, the story of a socially awkward rural man stricken with an odd insight that set his mind to racing.  Howard’s prodigious output as a writer and considering his age, his odd jobs and the care of his mother and time spent musing alone and in company, suggests that his mind might have been locked into some kind of overdrive, which may have driven his death wish as much as his sense of being a man out of place and out of time.

Thanks to Nero the Pict for the loan of this important book.

(c) 2019 James LaFond

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

‘Silence Drank the Voices’

James LaFond's Impressions of From What Hell Have You Crawled, Chapter 4 of Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon


Gianni’s illustration of Conan forced down by four hyper-masculine slaves as he is weighted with chains before his ancient-countenanced master, is a starkly powerful piece.

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Conan suffers the fate of some million of historical European souls, being held as a slave by a Semitic master who makes cruel demands of him as he is manhandled by the Semite’s brutal ebony servants, in this case four giants. Conan’s captor, Xaltotun is an awesome figure of nightmare and piercing mesmerism, with even “a weird nimbus” plying about his head, with an aspect of ellusiveness giving the captive the impression that the fiend of dignity had stalked forth from some vile dream.

Conan, matter-of-factly growls, “I sensed a brain behind this,” to which Xaltotun extends the oft offered pact that assailed the conscience of captured European mariners who found themselves enchained in North Africa and the Middle East, the limited freedom to betray their own kind and war against their native land. Conan, of course vehemently declines to turn traitor against his adopted subjects while the sorcerer, suffused in “an alien aura of Time and Space,” seeks to tame the savage, by confessing that warrior arts were no called for, as the unleashing of his arcane powers of manipulation set unguessed forces in motion that even he might not be able to check.

At last the interview ends with one of the best lines spoken by a fantasy villain:

“I am wearied of conversation with you; it is less fatiguing to destroy a walled city than it is to frame my thoughts in words a brainless barbarian can understand.”

Conan is then taken into the dungeons by the negro slaves, “like the descent into hell of a corpse borne by dusky demons.”

Then, taken to a grim cell inhabited by bones which had been split to get at the marrow, Conan is insulted by his black handlers, a race of people bestowed with much agency by Howard in his various fictions, as the leader of the slaves taunts the barbarian, “This your place now, white dog-king!”

This permits Howard to play out his deepest trope that the races of dark barbarians are the devolved remnants of civilized folk whereas the “white” barbarians of northern Europe are a pure, untainted form of savage.

Gianni’s illustration of Conan being dragged down a dark stair by four brutes barely able to contain his savage wrath does justice to Howard’s description of the fallen kind as reverting to near-animal form in crisis. 
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(c) 2019 James LaFond

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

‘Dog-Brothers’

James LaFond's impressions of The Cliffs Reel, Chapter 3, Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon, reading from pages 98-105 of the Del Rey edition


The lead illustration by Mister Gianni depicts the royal pavilion guarded by ten hard-bitten “veterans,” left to defend the prostrate king and a squire attending a saddled and barded horse, lion banner blowing to the right.

As Conan lays suffering from lack of action moreso than any pain, the squire peeks through the curtain and relates the unfolding battle to Conan who sees it clearly in his mind’s eye, predicts folly and calamity and has his worst fears magnified and related to him, for, as his heroic body double falls for a wizardly ruse his strike force is not ambushed in the mountain pass viewed from across the contested riverbed, but the mountain itself reels and comes crashing down, crushing the flower of Conan’s army, 5,000 armored knights, the same number of knights Conan lost to another treachery years before when allied armies turned on his force.

Howard masterfully relates the battle through the eyes of a supporting character, just as Conan’s exploits are often depicted from the eyes of a feminine or less masculine observer, putting Conan, his apex literary creation, in the deepest hell imaginable for the character, that is placing him in the position of the reader rendered as listener, a passive fate that torments his savage soul.

At length the army is broken and routed, his veteran guards selling their lives harshly and his loyal squire implores him to surrender, to which Conan “ground” “I have no royal blood, I am a barbarian and the son of a blacksmith.”

Then, to those seeking him Conan roars, “Here I am, you jackals. I am the king! Death to you dog-brothers!” [1]

Gianni’s second illustration is a full page panel which accurately illustrates the well-worded mechanics of Conan’s brief heroic fight with the two armored men.

Howard is at his best using totemic metaphors to describe the antagonists, with the “maned” Conan, whose totem is the lion, sneering at his inferiors as canines.

His squire brained offhand by one of the armored men who enter his tent to take him captive, Conan, unarmored, cuts a figure not unlike Pizarro, when his assassins came for him in his old age. Roused in his wrath to a drunken parody of himself, Conan is yet able to butcher his attackers and King Tarascas of Nemedia, balks and his squire grabs his arm, again providing a powerful totemic image of the beleaguered barbarian, “Nay, Your Majesty, do not throw away your life. I will summon the archers to shoot this barbarian, as we shoot lions.”

Xaltotun then enters, Conan immediately sensing the ancient evil the man embodied and falls to his sorcery, a deep abominable power which then engulfs his vassals in its mind-crushing coils as well, and Conan is borne off in a chariot behind unnatural horses as “the setting sun rimmed the cliffs with scarlet flame…”

The third illustration follows, a portrait of Xaltotun appearing as an ancient Chaldean with powerful physiognomy, broad shoulders, a raised hand of power and an awesome curled beard.

(c) 2019 James LaFond

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

‘Death Stalked Grinning’

James LaFond's Impressions of A Black Wind Blows, Chapter 2, Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon, reading from pages 91-98 of the DelRey edition


The lead illustration is a large, powerful portrait of Conan, seated naked and brooding, one hand under chin the other on his sword as his attendant stands behind him at tensely troubled attention.

“The Year of the Dragon had birth in war pestilence and unrest,” begins Howard masterfully.

As with the advent of the quest of Enkidu, in the Epic of Gilgamesh, mankind cried out to the heavens for relief.

Conan wakes from a nightmare in his royal pavilion under the lion banner of his adopted nation, troubled by a dream that recounted his life in ghostly wise, seeing the battlefield on which he was born, the steps of grim attainment on his ascent to greatness. Haunted by his own likeness stalking across terrible scenes of carnage and of wielding petty power, the barbarian usurper was shaken that much deeper to his core by that which shadowed the procession of his grisly achievements, “…strange, veiled figures and ghostly shadows,” and a faraway vice of mockery.

Throughout Howard’s horror and fantasy fiction mockery as a concept is more thoroughly employed by he than any other author this reader has read, indeed more than all combined authors of all genres I have read in roughly a thousand works of fiction and myth.

Conan confides in his general that the plague that felled the Nemedian King, an ally and predecessor of the king that now arrayed his host across the valley, was a work of sorcery. Then, having been sent to bring his squires for his the king’s arming, the general hears a cry and heavy fall from King Conan’s tent and returns to find the giant barbarian in a paralysis, beaded in sweat as he eyes the shadows within his tent like a poisoned wolf trying to quantify the evil of Man. Conan’s eyes burning with “bitter rage” over the invisible shackles that held him, he hears the pledge of a captain whose stature matches his own who is to bear his armor for the battle. It becomes clear that Howard’s vision of pre-cataclysmic Hyborea is akin to Europe of the High Middle Ages, the end times of chivalry, in the late 1300s and early 1400s, based on his description of the king’s armor.

As his valiant body double swears to honor his harness or die in the attempt Conan makes a savage oath, which Howard quantifies like so:

“In the stress of his anguish Conan’s veneer of civilization had fallen from him. His eyes flamed, he ground his teeth in fury and blood-lust, as barbaric as any tribesman in the Cimmerian hills.”

In that closing passage, Howard makes the point behind both his Kull and Conan hero king sagas, that a powerful and decadent nation which has worn thin its vital essence would be best served by elevating any man—even of an enemy race to kingship—if that man possessed the vitality of its ancestral founders, a lesson he seems to have gleaned from his reading of Roman history, tellingly reflected in his horror story of Hannibal’s ghost in Delenda Est.

(c) 2019 James LaFond

Thursday, February 7, 2019

‘The Open Gates of Hell’

Oh Sleeper Awake: James LaFond's Impressions of Chapter 1 of Robert E. Howard’s Hour of the Dragon,  reading from pages 83-90 of the DelRey 2003 edition


On a wind-bemoaned night, by candlelight, four conspirators stood about the ancient sarcophagus of a long dead sorcerer, their four pairs of eyes searching the death box wrought with its weird, writhing hieroglyphics. Most notable among the four was Orastes, inscribing mystical symbols in the air with a candle held in his “broad white” hand, perspiration beading on his “white forehead” above “dilated eyes.” Orastes was not even the most forceful of the power-hungry men gathered here in conclave, in a shadowed room beyond the door of which howled some great hound somehow sensible of the evil being wrought within. Yet Orastes is a man of gravity, a protagonist in his own right from whose mazed eyes the reader briefly experiences men’s willing embrace of evil.

As the would-be kings and their fellow plotters attempt to raise the evil dead, it is apparent that Orastes is not the only worthy, as they introduced themselves by way of commenting on their blasted actions:

Tarascus, a small dark man, kin to the royal line of Nemedia, the kingdom in which this damnable incantation is being committed, muttered, “And damned our souls to purgatories everlasting, I doubt not.”

Valerius, of the yellow hair, laughed harshly, “What purgatory can be worse than life itself? So we are all damned together from birth. Who would not sell his miserable soul for a throne?” [1]

Almuric, a “dark powerful” lord of the royal line deposed by Conan’s bloody hand, a figure of grasping power incarnate, remained focused on the work of his technical expert and demanded details, action, results and confirmation of success from Orastes who had risen manfully to the horrific occasion in which they violated the laws of both man and nature in service to their mighty ambitions.

At last, their blasphemous work done, they raised the rejuvenated sorcerer, a scion of the race their ancestors drove to extinction, upon a ready throne and their audience with a genius of a deeply evil past began. During this exchange Orastes relates a heroic epic of the honorable and doomed Zamorian thieves who facilitated the theft of the necessary arcane articles to transform his new master from a mummy to a reanimated man. The history of the intervening years is briefly told and then, as the reader learns that this wintry raising of the ancient evil dead has occurred in the dying days of The Year of the Lion, Conan’s totem, the barbarian king is described to the sorcerer in savage detail as he waxes nostalgic about warring against that ages-unchanged northern tribe [Cimmerians] [2] in the long ago, eager to ensnare the hero king whom he is assured “is a true son of that savage race…” and until this hour, as The Year of the Dragon drew near, has been unconquerable.

A young teen in the mid-1970s, I originally read The Hour of the Dragon as Conan the Conqueror, part of the chronological Ace paperback series. Since then, due to its length, I have reread it less than the other Conan yarns. It is notable that all of the King Conan stories, The Phoenix on the Sword [Howard’s first Conan sale], The Scarlet Citadel [arguably the best of the three] and The Hour of the Dragon [one of the last Conan yarns], were all concerned with his usurpation by sorcery, with magic in Howard’s hands serving largely as a metaphor for political duplicity against the strong and sadistic entrapment of the weak. All of these three masterworks recycle the King Kull material to some extent, especially the breakthrough story, which is the second Conan rewrite of the Kull story By This Axe I Rule!

Along with the novella People of the Black Circle, The Hour of the Dragon is the most readily adaptable Conan story for a movie script, although it is unlikely that Hollywood egos could ever let Howard’s vision of a barbarian usurper king—who has come to have paternalistic sentiments towards those he rules—survive their agenda.

Gary Gianni’s illustration is of a shuddersome wind uprooting trees as it gathers into a dragon’s head.

Notes

1. One senses the angst of the author in the words of Valerius, which ring so much more painfully true than Tarascus’ flat pessimism.

2. Conan’s tribe is named after a semi-mythic race of northern barbarians who dwelt in misty latitudes in ancient Hellenic Europe, which Howard equates with the Gaelic Celts of Scotland and Ireland who held that same relative position and savage reputation in the early modern English-Speaking world.

A brief thought on the title, Open Gates of Hell, is that the concept, used so often by Howard, might be rooted in a story a washer woman whom he called “aunt” had related to him when he was a child about a harrowing vision quest she had undergone.

(c) 2019 James LaFond

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

‘Of Fear and Night’

James LaFond's Impressions of The Hour of the Dragon by Robert E. Howard


Reading from pages 83-254 of The Bloody Crown of Conan, 2003, Del Rey, NY, illustrated by Gary Gianni, whose work will also be considered, as the book is being examined as a cultural-mythic artifact.

This work was unusual for Howard in that it was a commissioned novel, his only one and was supported by an extensive untitled synopsis, reproduced on pages 335-7, and also extensive day-by-day notes on events in the novel reproduced on pages 339-42, with the latter only concerned with the second chapter of the novel and the former the first half of the novel.  Howard wrote the work from chapter three on by the seat of his pants and completed the bulk of it with a bare shadow of an outline.

The arch villain of this thriller, which is stalked by so many more villains than heroes, is Xaltotun, arguably Howard’s best in a long line of sorcerers.  Xaltotun has been dead for 3,000 years, after having been poisoned and curiously embalmed by the rival sorcerers of Stygia.  He is raised from the dead by a cabal of geopolitical movers who wish to unseat the barbarian usurper king Conan from the throne of the flower of the western realms, Aquilonia.

As with Howard’s best Conan tales, a brief verse leads off before the first chapter 23:

The Hour of the Dragon

A lion banner sways and falls in the horror haunted gloom;
A scarlet dragon rustles by, borne on winds of doom.
In heaps the shining horsemen lie, where the thrusting lances break,
And deep in the haunted mountains the lost, black gods awake.
Dead hands grope in the shadows, the stars turn pale with fright,
For this is the Dragon’s Hour, the Triumph of Fear and Night.

The story itself, serialized in the December 1935 and the January, February, March and April 1936 issues of Weird Tales magazine marked both the height and end phase of Robert E. Howard’s life and career and stands itself as a triumph of the storytelling arts.  It is a rare worker of fiction who sets out without a road map and retains the courage to title his every chapter.  Howard not only crafted one of the ten best fantasy novels ever written, he sold this story in Britain where some of its elements would influence British fantasy writers from J.R.R. Tolkien to George R. R. Martin. As a master work, and as Howard’s single novel completed by his own hand, The Hour of the Dragon deserves to be examined a chapter at a time as an example of the best of a literary kind.

Gary Gianni’s illustration depicts a dragon turning to snarl over its back at the outsized crown that encircles his reptilian waist like a jeweled jester’s hoop.

(c) 2019 James LaFond

Thursday, January 3, 2019

‘A Tocsin of Alarm’

James LaFond's Impressions of Conan Loses His Axe by Robert E. Howard


Reading from Beyond the Black River, pages 45-53 of The Conquering Sword of Conan by Del Rey, 2005

Beyond the Black River has often been cited, by myself and others, as a “leather-stocking tale” as a Conan story, indicating the cycle of Natty Bumpo or Hawkeye stories about the fictional white Indian’s adventures in the time of the French and Indian wars in New England and New York. However, Howard’s history was clearly vested in his reading of his own family history, which, in the U.S. occurred mostly in the trans-Appalachian forests of the Tennessee, Cumberland and Mississippi watersheds. I have written, I think convincingly, that the campaigns of Nathan Bedford Forrest in this region, which involved some of Howard’s blood relatives, inspired his heroic vision most memorably imbedded in the Conan character.

With this in mind, one should consider the geography of Beyond the Black River in Howard’s Hyborean World, which was not a forest banking up into a mountain fastness like New York and New England, but a transalpine forest, between hill county beyond and spanning rivers, including the Black River, and there was a Black River across which Forrest campaigned in western Tennessee. In the unsold sequel to Beyond the Black River, The Black Stranger, which was rewritten as a Black Vulmea pirate yarn, the geography is also one of forests sweeping down from foothills to a great body of water, the Pacific, set in north or central California. In both the early modern and prehistoric fantasy version, the river riven forest is bordered on the west by an impassible body of water from where enemies attack, making it keenly congruent with the Mississippi from a Confederate perspective.

Finally, the use of Conan as a guerilla fighter by his commander mirrors the use of Forrest by his commanders and also the pleas of frontier women from Conan to save their husbands from the enemy [a white race prone to committing atrocities] is perfectly in line with Forrest's career in combating Yankee atrocities, often at the behest of nagging women. Also, the use of the Bowie knife, being a common occurrence in the forested American southwest is mirrored by the common armament of Howard’s frontiersmen being the short sword.

For an idea of Howard’s narrative texture, some quotes from the first chapter, in which Conan is introduced through the eyes of a novice frontiersmen, are cited below, as well as the very North American frontier feel. The speaker is Conan:

“Tiberius gave one scream, then his throat was torn open and he was selling his otter skins in hell…

“We’ll carry the body into the fort. It isn’t more than three miles. I never liked the fat bastard, but we can’t have Pictish devils making so cursed free with white men’s heads.”

Many of Howard's works can be read online at Gutenberg Australia.

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(c) 2019 James LaFond

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Archetypology

Characteristics of the Mythic Pulp Hero by James LaFond


I began trying to break down the elements of Robert E. Howard’s specific major heroes, characters who were protagonists in at least two tales each. Then I decided to just begin the process and let the reader make his own choices.

I have ranked each of the seven Major Howard Heroes in each of seven characteristics.

The characteristics are:

Positive
Prowess: masculine aptitude
Identity: singular [not collective] racial identity [1]
Magnetism: persuasiveness and willpower
Wits: intuition and cunning

Positive-Negative 
Passion: undisciplined striving
Wrath: driven vengeance
Duty: severity of his personal code of behavior

The characters are listed below in the order of their popularity with their defining characteristic. Each character is awarded a 7 for his primary characteristic. The rest of the numbers may be used more than once, for instance with Conan scoring a 5 each on passion and magnetism and Kane scoring a 5 each on duty and magnetism but a 2 on passion and a 4 on wits. The table below is intended to demonstrate if the primary characteristic of a character correlates with his popular standing. Most interesting will be the aggregate scores for each character assigned by the readers and if those correlate with popularity.

Click HERE to rank each hero!


Howard Heroes


HeroPrimary
Characteristic
ProwessIdentityMagnetismWitsPassionWrathDuty
Conan the CimmerianProwess755
Solomon KaneWrath54275
Steve CostiganPassion7
El BorakWits7
King KullMagnetism7
Bran Mak MornIdentity7
Kirby BucknerDuty7


Note
1. Howard’s use of racial identity tended to be one of alienation, of Conan the Cimmerian never meeting a Cimmerian in 20 tales, of Kull, King of Valusia, being an exiled Atlantean sentenced to death by his people, of El Borak the Texan living among Afghans, of Solomon Kane the Englishman passing most of his tales in Africa, of Bran Mak Morn representing his dying race as their last king as he lives and strives largely apart from them, of Kirby Buckner strongly identifying as a white man yet saving a black man from the cruelties of a white mob or of Steve Costigan identifying strongly as a crew member of The Sea Girl but arguing with his captain, fighting his mates and adventuring largely alone.

(c) 2018 James LaFond