Showing posts with label Harm City. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harm City. Show all posts

Monday, July 29, 2019

Crime, Rats and Hoodrodents


What a week for the greatest diarist of our time, James LaFond, to be absent from the internet and from the place of his birth!  Baltimore and it's illustrious political representatives have come under vicious attack by the King of New York, who types his verbal missiles into twitter dot com from the unjustly occupied throne in the fetid swamps at the foot of the Potomac.

Here are some of the calumnies carelessly flung by the President:





What's that you say, Donald J. Trump?  Baltimore is dangerous?  Rat AND rodent infested?  Let us turn to the only journalist who honestly covering Baltimore, James T. LaFond.

Dear James, is Baltimore rat infested?

Rats thrive were there are dirt basements. They feast on the trash in the alley—and even on the dog shit that is deposited there. What really enables rats is litter, the fact that most people throw their garbage on the ground. Really, that redneck in Essex you see throwing the wrapper from his cigarettes out the window is demonstrating what keeps rats going, our primate penchant for messy disposal of our waste.
Dear James, is Baltimore dangerous?
Pound-Per-Pound Title
As in most contact sports, the top finishers are in the lighter weights:
#1: Saint Louis Lips with 205 of 300,000 killed
#2: District Heights Maryland Mudsharks with 4 of 6,000 killed
#3: Harm City Hoodrats, with 342 of a disputed 600,000 killed [the goboment says around 617k while vacancy rates argue for 597k]
Finally, as Editor in Chief of Crackpot Books and CFO and COO of Crackpot Industries, allow me to link you to my favorite piece of 2017 and one of the top ten on jameslafond.com:

An Eerie Glimpse of The New Police State
The kid then points at the man with the backpack, surrounded by freaks, whores, sluts drunks and cops, while a dozen cops supervise the clean-up of a fender bender in front of the Hustler Club, two cops in tactical uniforms with DETECTIVE emblazoned in yellow across their jackets escort dancers to the parking garage, two more tactical detectives walk along with the three stellar hos and another tactical cop with DETECTIVE stamped on his chest shadow boxes out of pure boredom in the Fast Park lot, and says, "Y’all gotz ta be fuckin’ shitting me! There five-o everywhere!”
This is really a small sample of the journals that Professor LaFond has compiled on the subject.  You can check the Harm City tab, and the bookstore (click the picture) below for more:



(c) 2019 James LaFond

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Nero the Pict - Crackpot Podcast Ep 38



Special guest from north of Yo Adrian's Wall, Nero the Pict.  I didn't remember to bring this up during the podcast, but this is my favorite nom de James, partly because of my interest in Hadrian's Wall but really because it is perfect.

Nero tells us about the restaurant and social scene in Baltimore, which may be in your city's future, so pay attention.  He talks about his interest in history, including the riots of 1968, restrictions on trucks in the city, and many funny stories.

The Crackpot Podcast features itinerant writer and laborer James LaFond, and sleep deprived motherslave Lynn Lockhart.


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0:00:45  Baltimore restaurant scene
0:03:55  Restaurant workers in Baltimore don't get hazard pay
0:07:20  Early 2000s gentrification movement
0:08:55  Opening second locations in the county
0:11:15  Banning trucks in Baltimore, Nero, historian of Baltimore, library denizen
0:16:30  Nero's interest in the Baltimore riots of 1968
0:18:35  2015 Freddie Gray riots continue today
0:20:05  Baltimore PD, see the Hell's Angels Myth 20 episode, cops in MCs
0:25:05  Contrast with toothless PNW cops
0:26:45  San Francisco PD
0:28:10  Working in downtown Baltimore, food trucks, restaurant
0:37:20  Famous Baltimore bartender story
0:43:05  The Bel-Loc Diner
0:45:25  Starbucks open bathroom policy
0:50:05  How to interact with persons of color
0:53:48  Sean's road sign (see above)
0:54:40  Kanye
1:00:50  Women voting for Trump
1:03:50  Loudon Cemetery post
1:06:00  Jitterbug phone
1:09:20  The Poor Tour, Pat Dixon

(c) 2018 Lynn Lockhart

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Autumn in a Dying City by James LaFond

Letters from the Last Whiteman in Baltimore


This controversial Harm City title has been banned from print sales on Amazon.

Living in America’s most violent city offers lessons for the future for those portions of the U.S. which have not yet fallen to the will of its masters. James LaFond is an unrepentant jerk who lives as poor white trash in the worst possible example of where urban modernity is headed.

Do you want a guide, or will you just wing it?

Kindle version available at Amazon.

For a print copy, contact James.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

The Hunt for Whitey

Recognizing and Surviving the Condition of Anarcho-Tyranny


BobCatMaster says The Hunt for Whitey is "chilling and surreal."

Available in paperback and Kindle edition.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Wyman Park Dell, Parts 6, 7, 8 & 9

In these videos, James and Mescaline examine the Lee Jackson Monument, since removed from Wyman Park Dell, and discuss the importance of the placement of the statue, the symbolism of various elements of the design and inscriptions, and the consequences of the statue's removal.

Wyman Park Dell 6:  Lee, Jackson, This City Doesn't Deserve You Guys





Wyman Park Dell 7:  Low Intensity, Post-Modern Civil War




Wyman Park Dell 8: Straight as the Needle to the Pole




Wyman Park Dell 9: So Great is My Confidence


(c) 2017 James LaFond, Mescaline Franklin & Lynn Lockhart

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Habitat Hoodrat: Yo-Nation by James LaFond

Harm City U.S.A., 2016-17




Yo Nation is a survey of geeks, thugs, freaks, killers and the meek as they experience cultural freefall in the moral vacuum of Baltimore City, Maryland, better known to its inmates as Harm City. In Harm City there are vacancies aplenty as over 12,000 residents flee with eyes wide shut each and every year.

See also the companion volume: Habitat Hoodrat: Ho-Nation.

Available in paperback.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Wyman Park Dell Civil War Monument, Parts 4 & 5

In Parts 4 & 5 of this series, James and Mescaline approach the Lee Jackson monument, noting the significance of its placement and setting.  James goes on to describe the impact of modern industrialization on warfare, tracing the lessons of the Civil War forward to World War I and World War II, through to the invasion of Iraq.

See Part 1, and Parts 2 & 3.


Part 4, A Heroic Class in Charge:



Part 5, Christians & Gentlemen


(c) 2017 Mescaline Franklin, James LaFond & Lynn Lockhart

Monday, September 11, 2017

American Empire & The Valley of ...

Wyman Park Dell Parts 2 & 3


James LaFond and Mescaline Franklin continue their observations of Wyman Park Dell in Baltimore.  See the Part 1 here.

Part 2: American Empire




Part 3: Valley of ...




(c) 2017 James LaFond, Mescaline Franklin & Lynn Lockhart

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Union Memorial, Wyman Park Dell, Baltimore

Last month, before the events in Charlottesville on August 12, before the ensuing outcry against Confederate statuary, before the unannounced removal of the Confederate Monuments in the early darkness of August 16, James LaFond and Mescaline Franklin walked together in Wyman Park Dell, Baltimore.

James shared his knowledge of the Classical myth and symbolism displayed in the monuments, and Mescaline recorded video and audio as they examined the Union Soldiers and Sailors Monument.



(c) 2017 James LaFond, Mescaline Franklin, Lynn Lockhart

Good Morning, Dindustan! by James LaFond

Urban Life at the End of Caucasian Time


In Good Morning Dindustan! James LaFond, discoverer of Dindustan, examines the new aggression paradigm in Urban America, in over 100 articles. The author’s primary focus is on the anarcho-tyranny experiment known as Baltimore, Maryland, pilot city of the future—and it could be your future, so pay attention, Cracker. With articles by Lili Hun and Jeremy Bentham and Ishmael.

Available in paperback.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Dawn in Dindustan by James LaFond

Conducting the Moral Autopsy of a Nation


James LaFond is not the author of the term Dindu.  However, Mister LaFond is:
The Discoverer of Dindustan 
The Founder of the sciences of Dinduology, Dindunomics, Dinduosophy and other cutting edge anthropological disciplines. 

Join the author on his pedestrian quest into the savage heart of Urban America, otherwise known as Dindustan.

Available in paperback

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Skulker Jones by James LaFond

A Tale of Dark Deviltry at the End of Caucasian Time


Tom Jones, born in 1972 to a woman who threw her brassiere at the British singer she would name him after—the boy that would be fathered by a roadie that intercepted her backstage during her quest to meet the celebrity she worshiped—looked in the mirror, on the evening of Thursday, September 26, 2046, as the moon rose in the sky above Harm City and came to the conclusion that he was expendable. Broke, maimed for life by a bad hip, having failed as a boxer, and having only one pro prospect in his small gym, Tom Jones decided to brave the evil pit of sin that was his hellish home town and limp out into the night to find “Slippy” Braxton. Slippy had gone missing on the eve of the fight that might keep Slippy from a return to prison and keep the doors to the Charm City Gym open for another year. Written in real time, Skulker Jones is an urban horror tale of a failed man looking for a final saving grace. Skulker Jones is the sequel to A Hoodrat Halloween.

Available in paperback.

When Your Job Sucks by James LaFond

Postmodern Wage Slave Narratives

When Your Job Sucks, the prime steakhouses of the world and hipster health-food eateries are closed to you.  Therefore, within this litany of job descriptions, that are hopefully worse than yours, the reader will find cheap-eating leads in the form of The Poor Tour and The Ghetto Gourmet, the author’s own answer to eating on less a week than most spend on their Saturday night dinner tip.

Available in paperback and Kindle edition.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

One Soul Under God by James LaFond

The Humorously Examined Life of Columbine Joe


Columbine Joe is the one time street name of a classic Baltimore character, who survived a life of boxing, drugs, crime and ruthless women to eventually eke out a living as a food prep worker, liquor store clerk, personal trainer and FaceBook evangelist. Between April 2015 and September 2016, he told his stories to the author as they walked together through the nighted streets of Eastern Baltimore County.

Available in paperback.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Waking Up in Indian Country by James LaFond

Harm City: 2015


A survival guide for the feral urbanite, or for the poor soul who accidentally ends up in a mid-sized majority-black American city.

Available in paperback and Kindle edition.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Habitat Hoodrat: Ho-Nation by James LaFond

Harm City U.S.A: Winter 2015-16




Welcome to Baltimore, known to the victims of your privilege who live here as "Harm City." Harm City is the beating moral heart of the Maryland Income Redistribution Region. Are you weary of taking, and taking? Are you of a mind to give back to those who have suffered so that you might thrive? Then enter this node of Habitat Hoodrat…

Available in paperback.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Taboo You by James LaFond

Deluxe Mancave Edition

James LaFond has been banned from a writers’ group because of the content of his work, barred from the AAMMA because of his writing, barred from USA Boxing because of his involvement in stick-fighting, rejected by four publishers on politically correct grounds, dumped by nine women, kicked out by three women, attacked by members of six black ghetto gangs, targeted for death by BASH [Baltimore Area Skin Heads] and the Wasted Youth [white street gang], threatened by three police officers, harassed by eight police officers, chased through the streets of Baltimore by feral pit bulls and numerous pairs of rednecks in pickup trucks, was once chased down a back alley by a gear-head in a yellow mustang, was once hunted through the ghetto by a scorned psychobitch with a blade, has been homeless, was once barred from three high school classes for reading, walked away from an $80,000 a year management job without giving notice to take up writing for an annual salary of $198, will be homeless, has turned down 13 promotion offers and 9 management positions, and is generally regarded as either insane or eccentric depending on which Baltimoron you ask. Taboo You is his advice for living such a life if you so choose, and how to survive with dignity as an individual, in our sick tribal world.

Available in paperback.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Equidistant Drowning Babies by James LaFond

What is it like to be hated, feared and hunted by your fellow citizens?

What is it like to be a working class white pedestrian in the most violent majority black city in America?

What is the answer to Whigger LeBron’s parable of the Equidistant Drowning Babies?

The answers to these and other questions concerning the life of the endangered Urban White Ape are answered within by crackpot indie author and virulent race traitor, James LaFond.

Available in paperback and Kindle edition at Amazon.

Welcome to Harm City, White Boy by James LaFond

A collection of 48 essays and articles on being white in the famously violent majority-black city of Baltimore, Maryland, written from June through November of 2015, including:

-Unapologetically White
-Entitlement Based Aggression
-‘Shorty, Short’
-White Guilt Delusion

With honest, insightful comments from real men around the world who are fed up with what it has become.

Available in paperback and Kindle edition at Amazon.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Alienation Nation, Q&A with Author James LaFond

Alienation Nation is a Harm City book, published in November 2014, prior to the Freddie Gray riots and purge, painting a "before" picture of Baltimore that is bleak yet instructive. James offers a philosophy to aid his fellow seekers in staying off the radar of the Machine that owns us all.

LL: James, this is the first complete Harm City book I have read, though I think I have read everything you have published from the riots forward. I think this book makes clear the advanced state of the dehumanization of interpersonal behavior in even pre-purge Baltimore. Now, more than two years later, has there been any recovery?

JL: The Purge is still on. As far as I can tell there is only a tiny cadre of BLM advisors in Baltimore, but black men in bands of 3-5 continue to cruise out of West Baltimore, hunting whites on foot by night, resulting in a very barren nightscape, except for the weird and the insane.
This past Saturday night I walked by the closed pizzeria at Eastern Boulevard and Hawthorne Road in Middle River, and between two small cars, saw a small, thin, white woman in her early 20s performing oral sex on two older black teens as they stood with their backs to the cars. I did not want to see this, but before I could avert my eyes they all gave me hostile looks before she went back to it.

The situation in Baltimore City and Baltimore County has continued to deteriorate, with more black on white and black on black killings and mob attacks, fewer police, slower police responses and almost all violent crime being re-characterized as non-violent or less-violent in police and news reports or not being reported at all. Fewer victims report crimes causing a cascade of silence. There is now no relationship between reported aggression and actual aggression in Baltimore City and County, other than in the category of homicide.

LL: Early in the book, you set out part of the philosophy that you develop in this book: "1. No decent man seeks power over his fellows... I believe that every politician is evil, that every law officer is therefore the servant of evil...," you also criticize the War on Drugs. You come dangerously close to libertarianism here. I think this material would do a lot of Libertarians a lot of good. Have you considered sending review copies to the autists at Reason?

JL: The autists! I don’t have any time to do promotional emails let alone mailings. But you may do so if you wish—or any of the six other people who have purchased the book.
Libertarianism is a state of moral delusion that believes in no-violence, that violence, or aggression is evil. However, as a realist, I understand that aggression is a tool which can be used for good or evil. Let me be clear that if I am attacked by a knife wielding man tonight, I would not characterize this as evil, for he is assuming risk and will be disemboweled in any case. However, the politician who gets elected is doing so in order to send police after me to make me comply with his will. He is evil for he takes no physical risk. The cop is evil for he takes no moral risk. The black men who seek to murder me and other whites as an expression of their racial hatred are not evil, but are merely pawns without agency, like the guns of the police. Those back thugs serve the same masters as the blue-uniformed police terrorists, the two pincers of the jaws of the Beast.

LL: James, the title of this book tells us the theme, alienation, and it is a painful one. The bystanders and witnesses here tend towards victim blaming, but you reject that, even as you have devised a behavior pattern for yourself that has kept you out of the victim column. I found this book a bit of a slower read than others of yours, because of the way you portray the victims with such pathos. Does honoring the victims through your writing help you stay sane?

JL: I have re-imagined myself as a target. I am a legitimate target for aggression to any person or persons able to do me in. When I walk out the front door down stairs I become a defensive combatant in the war to eradicate humanity waged by thugs and cops.

As far as maintaining my sanity goes, it is more selfish than that. I write to maintain my sanity or peace of mind. The victims are nothing but my material, rendering them in human terms is my art—I am arranging maimed souls like some heathen herald stacking skulls for the khan’s viewing pleasure.

LL: Throughout your Harm City writing, you offer the sound legal advice that when you are attacked by a group and mount an effective defense, any attacker who escapes injury will turn into an innocent witness against you. How did you come by this knowledge, I don't know of anyone else who teaches this?

JL: It happened to me in first grade. It happened to me as a man. The entire key to the Soul Eating Construct we call Civilization is to marshal the voices of the myriad soulless meat-puppets to drown out the true expression of the human few. Our legal system is designed for exactly this outcome. American legal doctrine is based on the evil precepts of English and Roman law, two entirely slave-based societies. I would expect nothing else.

The fact is, we live within the deviously woven fabric of a vast lie of unsavory depth. Those who are most wedded to the lie are politicians, police and the black criminal slaves of the Mammy State. All of these types will lie as a first reflex in any stressful situation. Therefore, by defending yourself against a group according to the karate douche bag method of KOing the biggest one and letting the rest learn from his fate, you are placing yourself over an injured body, for which only your word [worse than useless, as it is an aspect of the truth and is therefore easily twisted in the hands of The Lie] can serve as evidence that he attacked you. You have also placed yourself between two packs of liars, the thugs and the pigs, who will all lie on reflex just to make their day easy. This shall all occur in the Realm of the Lie [America] and be adjudicated in the Temple of the Lie [Court.]

Good luck, Captain Karate.

LL: You include here a list of the most common categories of aggressors and their effectiveness. The last one you describe is the "car-mobile, cell-phone informed, group of three to four black men in their twenties, usually unarmed." How has this group changed since the Purge?

JL: This group was rare in 2014 and is not the second most common type in the city and the most common type in the suburbs, and is more likely to number 4 aggressors than 3, which is a real break from traditional patterns of aggression.

LL: Your description of the teenagers who stake out the ATM by the church reads like something out of Buffalo Bill's Wild West scouting stories. If Harm City went fully Wild West, as it did briefly during the Purge, how long would it take for a new order to be established?

JL: As soon as knuckleheads like Big Ron and I caved in a few sacred martyr skulls, the National Guard and military contractors [which I encountered at the outset of the Purge] would be sent in to protect black aggressors from white defenders.

The best case scenario is total social collapse due to natural disaster dollar implosion, EMP blast, etc. In which case, the criminals would quickly be driven from the streets by the tens of thousands of able-bodied men who are currently prevented from defending their body, their family, their property and their community from the government-sponsored thugs, who number in their mere high 100s. This happens every time there is a snow storm and the thugs know that the police will not show in time to rescue them from the men, so stay in doors with their mommy.

For instance, those five kids elected not to attack me even after I flashed my cash and walked into a dark street mouth. In a lawless situation I could take a sword or hammer or stick and wipe them out. The hardest part would be acting like I was sick and hurt so that I could get them to corner themselves in the alley behind the Church. This could be solved by recruiting Mescaline and Ron or like minded souls and breaking all their legs.

LL: You tell the story of Daryl and his pizza, and he closes the interaction by inviting you to stop by his house sometime to say hi. This struck me as a small bit of resistance against the alienation. Is he still your neighbor, do you say hi?

JL: They took him out of the halfway house on a stretcher with a sheet over his head about six months later. I had waved hello a few times as I walked by. He had given up on leaving the house. That house coughs up a body twice a year. I have declined to befriend the old fellows who have moved in since, simply wave and say hello.

LL: When you cover predation and the four priorities that attackers follow, you close with the comment that you have never found a children's book describing this. I have thought about suggesting you write a children's book, have you ever considered it?

JL: Jack and Jill went up into Cherry Hill to score some pills… I am writing Why Grownups Suck. I’ll put a self defense section in there as well as methods for killing abusive parents in their sleep.

LL: We get some Ghetto Grocer action in this book, as well as some Snowpocalypse stories, and learn more about your friend Oliver. There is a story that hinges on the old single-date welfare distribution scheme. What impact has the staggered welfare distribution dates had on Harm City?

JL: This has spread crime out evenly across the month, has helped supermarkets staff more effectively, but has also sent criminals in their doors looking to steal in a constant stream as opposed to bottle necking at the end of the month. The reason for spreading the befits across the month is to make future unrest less likely and less intense, which will work until there are NO benefits, then the bag of hoodrats will burst open and Hell will be in seething session.

LL: James, there is much more here, a description of the self regulating mechanisms of black neighborhoods in the middle of the last century, an insightful graduation address, Craig's story (I shed a few tears) and some closing advice on how we might all create a little sanctuary of crackpottery in our lives. The topic of alienation is important to the series on suicides which you have recently started. You cover this concept so well, I think, because you walk the line of purposely alienating yourself for survival, but maintaining that connection with others that serves your writing. Thanks for doing it, James, I know it can't be easy.

(c) 2017 James LaFond & Lynn Lockhart