Lockhart's Top LaFonds Volume 127

 Happy New Year, LaFondians!  Crackpot Industries had a banner year!  Well, the Crackpot got a lot of work done, completing 37 books, but the Editrix slipped to a 25% work rate, publishing only 9 books for the year.  We set aside regular podcasting to focus on Plantation America for Patreon and publishing hardcover books.  The virus disrupted life for both of us, but we have adapted and will continue to do so and hope the same for you.  Posting on the main site, jameslafond.com, is changing going forward, so instead of summary posts like this one, look for new posts here, including Robert E. Howard reviews, fiction, and more.  

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and good luck and health to all readers of good will!

The anecdote about me is true and so are the horrors described that continue to this day.

Do you have a personal brand?

Play word games!

Stop reading or watching movies about WWII.  Lots of other big brain stuff there too.  Can't get away from WWII!

More bootleg LaFonds are available. How God Saved Mars.  Afterdark.  Randy Bracken Goes to Hel.  Soliloquy.  Wytchfinder.  The South American River finds new ways to be odious.  Trouble with poorly paid and trained censors.

I can't easily judge the happiness of others and never assume that the average suburban dad is living a hollow life. But Lynn T. isn't an average suburban man. If he felt good about the big sale, I suppose it would show in the vid, and it doesn't.

Everyone over the age of 10 or so should always carry a knife.  Among my social group, very few do, and they are wonderfully impressed when I produce it at a time of need.  Some more ideas to prepare.

Ranking pugilists.

Grizzly bears and pigs are both omnivores.

People watching in the Denver train station.

Slavers have been kidnapping English children for centuries and working and abusing them to death.  

Writing biographies is one of LaFond's special talents.  "Flood" is shaping up to be one of the best.  Part 10 and Part 11 takes a turn!

The message the RWBB community does not want to hear.

Don't miss the comments on this Taboo piece.

I think everyone underestimates how much American Christianity is based on the social primacy of commerce and wealth accumulation, so much so that the theology is reversed engineered to fit.

The King James Version has had the most impact on the language and culture of the West.

James, just so you know, this is basically a boutique twitter experience.

Troubling signs to look out for.

Oh no, what are we getting into...?

James, you are just trying to shirk responsibility for your ne*gro*es.

If you can view someone's beliefs or practices as abhorrent, but contend that it is good to engage in commerce with them, you might be an American.

So much of medicine is butchery, even when it saves your life, but a serious portion is quite malicious and it turns my stomach.

Exceptions that prove the rule in Japan.

Dialogues with Anglospherians.

We're all running out the clock on this tumultuous year.

The bug future that approaches inexorably.

Just remember to carry a ball and mitt, too.  This is not advice at all, just hypothesizing for entertainment purposes.

The Ghetto Grocer and his razors.

The governmental-religious regime we live under is quite tyrannical, self contradictory, ahistorical and unpleasant.

At my old job everyone who quit got a huge party.  It was universally agreed that leaving that job would be one of the best days of your life.

I love when people tell me the CIA is not allowed to conduct domestic operations, then I get to show them the wiki page on domestic CIA operations.

A very kind review of Stupid-Time, available now!

In 2021 we are bringing back pulp, try some Edgar Rice Burroughs.

This is very kind of you, James, thank you.  I only ever wanted to make it easier for you to write, given the constraints.  I never expected a payoff when I began insinuating myself into your writing career but maybe we'll both get the bag!

If we ever do another pod with just me and James we really need to talk about Samson.

Some fun videos.

Don't miss the comments here.  One thing about social media is that some facts on the ground do leak out in real time.  Watching the subsequent historification of events by the official media really brings home the possibility that most everything we are taught in history is a motivated narrative.

Stephen King is a disgusting person and I've never read a single book of his.

Friendships are rare for all of us.  I feel this very intensely at times.

The hard right is divided on the virus.  Many of us raised the alarm very early, watched what was happening in Wuhan and Italy and predicted what would happen here.  As more information became available, we adjusted our views.  This is hard for some people to accept.  LaFond's work in reading and interpreting that which is unreadable to mere mortals is truly heroic and thankless labor.  

Things to look out for, ugh!

I think "feds" are everywhere, some of them on govt payroll, some unwitting idiots enforcing social norms, some who will sell you out the moment there is pressure or profit available.  We all need to be careful, maybe even paranoid, and find ways to enjoy life and activities anyways.

LaFond once read Reason Magazine????!!!!  James, in failing to conform to social expectations, despite the proven ability to do so, you have inspired and blessed people around the world.

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 Hey everyone!  I wish you a wonderful Thanksgiving, if you celebrate, and good health this season.

This is marked fiction but it's entirely believable.  That's the trouble when a prophet writes fiction.

Wignats should take note, we are the Indians now.  If you aren't a Patron, you are missing out on very timely historical analysis.

Suicides are supposed to be reviled, but I read Howard's quiet notes with only love.

Note well that these exchanges took place before this ham-handedly stolen election.

Turn yourself into the worst caricature of a redneck, that's what they think of you anyway.

Another historical lens to consider at this moment.

The Chicago train station during a looting flare.

In case you think Tony doesn't provide enough of a caveman upbringing for these boys, he brings in the Elder Caveman for special intensive caveman tutoring.

I like to be the last one to mention the temperature.

Are the Irish really n...?  The Irish accomplishments you've never heard of.

King of Picts cooks for King of Hobos.  The world's most in-demand hobo.  The world's most serenely prolific and fit hobo.

History provides a glimpse of horrors to come. 

This advice really makes you think about adding a definition to the word shield.  Don't miss the bit about fouls.

My grandmother had ancestral memories of these slave raids.

Many cancer patients are also being withheld treatment to reserve beds for c*****.  Not a good time for really anything to go wrong, though I suppose it never is.

We are achieving materialist hell on earth.

Catfishing and marketing combined in our innovative 21st century knowledge economy.

Better luck next time, Carissa.

A friend anyone would be lucky to have, and would certainly be lost without.

This book is a gem.

Nuke all metros.

The Latin Mass is soothing, while modern media is agitating.  The new religion is not an improvement by any means.

There were several "squaw sachems" mentioned in Mather's account of King Phillip's War.

Readers are few but devoted and the quality of dissident literature is outstanding.

A gently written biography begins.

Look to the heavens, not to the Capital.  Former President Frothy Latte recently said that the internet is the greatest threat to ARE DEMOCRACY.

LaFond bootlegs are now available as the Crackpot found the password to his Amazon account, despite his editrix's best efforts.

Most people will continue not to believe their own eyes.  Glad Mister Hoyt knows better.

A look at one of the failed founding documents of this nation, or part of it.

Very interesting information on the rowan tree.  I think I have one in my neighborhood but it's too tall to get berries.

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Hello friends!

My twatter account is frozen because I followed too many people, in case anyone is wondering.

Robert E. Howard's poetry is severely underrated.

You are not immune to propaganda.  Don't miss the comments for part of the reason I don't buy bananas.

Birds are endlessly beautiful and engrossing, maybe they were made that way just for us?

Look into Rhode Island as well, for oldest houses of worship and burial grounds.

This fellow has spent years seeking to have every trace of his name removed from these websites.  I believe he should finally be happy!

A fine bowie or a cheap cleaver, either will work.

How to boost your social credit.  What it looks like from the flip side.

Watch the hips to anticipate kicks.

Running the numbers for an anarchic scenario.

Low IQ and low morality!  This reminds me of something John Taylor Gatto wrote, along the lines that a good education can develop any child into a fine person.  Many interpret this as a belief in blank slate intelligence, but I see it as "education" in the sense Spanish speakers use it, good manners and morals.

Gruesome, instructive, and just coinciding with the criminalization of homeschooling in that country.

The war grinds on, surprising its factions.

This section begs to be read aloud.

The big brains are going at it, here, on mythology.

There is no such thing as fiction on television.  It is all absorbed as fact.

Introducing the hero we desperately need!  Seems like that mayhem charge was honestly earned.  

I guess I need to repeat this frequently:  LaFond is THE primary source on the Baltimore riots.  No newspaper or TV coverage can touch it.

Boxing commentary.

Ooh I didn't know about the latest round of pot brownies!

Truly a moderate platform, and an outstanding economic policy.

Valuable prep notes on food preservation.

I have about half of this book typed/OCRed for some-day publication.  Now, in a time of plenty, the media constantly remind us how much children cost in a woman's lost wages, to engender and maintain that bitterness.

The military has always been globohomo!

Exchange without morality.  

A very kind write up from a friend brings some additional detail to Plantation America demographic changes.  The timeline and geographical involvement is complex, that's one way you can tell that the generally accepted narrative is false.

How do you grow up to be this WEAK without a disability?

In the far north's winter, I imagine it appears that the sun both rises and sets in the south.

Barret is such a sweetheart.

Are you looking for love?  Don't lose hope.

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 Here is my summary for the past few weeks.  Hope everyone is well!

LaFondians reporting from BLM hotspots.

See the silver linings!

For those struggling with reality, here is a rundown.

These movies probably don't make sense to anyone, good thing they will all be canceled.

Look for strategic blackouts in major cities and plan accordingly.

Wage slavery defined.

Don't forget David and Goliath!  The Old Testament of the Bible is certainly a factual document, as are all ancient writings, far more so than any given newspaper you can pick up today.  We did a podcast on single combat.

Moms out and about with little ones appreciate men of trustworthy aspect.

Food preservation, never too late to learn.

Our enemies would grant us no quarter.

Learn some grappling.  Specialization is for insects.

Even people who are trained and know better, like Nero, have had enough!  It's going to get uglier.

Interesting story but don't ever expect an attack to go this way.

This is why the Crackpot Podcast turned down Spotify's $100m offer.

Please make it stop.

Your thoughts can be a weapon.

Just a couple of bros chatting about life in the suburbs.

Glad to know that the question of Australia's settlement is being explored by one of our guys.

Coronavirus is the ultimate all-purpose tool for control.

A list of activities that are becoming more risky every day, plus some advice.

I don't know about this.  There are so many lies, but not everything, every single thing, is a lie.

The cultural upheavals we are experiencing are related to the stars, especially our very own star.

Love the new version of tag.  This generation's "Ring around the Rosies."  The 9-1-1 outages have been hushed up, but they did happen!

That fabulous governor is begging Trump to allow more refugees into the state. No one is on your side and there is no state in the US where this stuff will not find you.

If your utility tells you that your garden water use must be cut in half, do you set your backyard on fire? If climate scientists cared about our forests, they would be managing them for drought, heat, etc., not sitting in air conditioned offices drawing phony graphs.

I hope that Constitution lovers can look around, see for example the McCloskys in St. Louis, and understand what is happening.

People who enjoy psychedelics are really annoying.

Empirical Plantation studies.

Any talk about elections, rights, equality, it's all to obscure this simple fact.

Pit bull genocide, please.

Interesting video from T-Rex. Portland is really out of control.

The Ghetto Grocer fact checks Joe "Gonna put y'all back in chains" Biden.

Swimming in a very low gear for a long time is a good skill to have, you don't have to be the uncrushable Doctor Dread to learn this.

Back in my office job days, people would compose really moving resignation letters and send them by email to every one of the 40,000+ American employees.  This would have been an outstanding entry.

What it means to be a ranger.

Boxing coaching in written form.

Read the ancients with their ambassador, the Peloponnesian War, Beowulf and Virgil.

It's amazing how aggressive the mask enforcers are.

I am so done with the police.

Plantation America is just too much sometimes.

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Hey everyone, hope you are well, hahaha just kidding, everything is crazy!

Very interesting combat psychology, from a combatant anthropologist.  Please read if you admire Kenosha Kyle (as I do) and especially if you have any plans of emulating him in any way. 

All good things...

The archive is a treasure trove and you should all be grateful.

I love the significance of weapons and armor in this section.  And why not also spend some time describing the treasures?

Don't miss the comments on this.  I sometimes despair of the Plantation America work.  It seems an insurmountable obstacle to explain to the masses that slavery doesn't mean what they think it means.  But the truth is worth pursuing. 

Reading Seneca gives you the chance to learn something true.  Reading newspapers is simply reading lies.

Perspectives to help us understand the Second American Civil War.

A much better alternative to sportsball.

If you are a paleface man, you need to think about your personal boundaries and consider that the legal system is boxing you into a suicide stand if your life, property or loved ones are threatened.

Buy this book, written by a friend of the LaFondiverse.  Another author to look into.  And look for these tales in The Filthy Few, coming some time in 2020 or 2021.

I have grown to hate the police so much I can't see straight.

Everyone should be collecting responses to being called a racist.  Mine is "Fuck you, racism isn't real," but I really like Dr. Dread's, too.

A rundown of masculine fiction for your consideration.

Analysis of one of many Portland incidents.  There is some video that suggests this guy took a water bottle to the head before he got out of the car.

The Irish must return to tradition!

Wagies must read this.

Noticing the level of ability that art requires is fascist!  One word about the West Coast: earthquakes.  Most of the missions built by the Spanish crumbled long ago, as would anything built by ancients.  Look at Japan, also frequently shaken, where the custom is to use lumber rather than stone, and regularly tear down and rebuild important structures to exact specifications.  

The decline of Portland has been truly astonishing and worthy of deep study and discussion.

Mr. Barrett gives us an update on his reading and self-discovery.

I wish more women would understand.

John Lewis was given paltry honors compared to those accorded John McCain, and both will be simply dwarfed by the galactic-scale mourning that will soon be upon us.

The framing of the flaws of humanity as well as the promise of their solutions, the idea that endless improvement of life on earth is possible and desirable, these are the requirements for an ideology, an alternative to reality.  (By the way, nuclear waste ain't no thing, it comes from the earth just like everything else.  Just look at the Chernobyl containment zone.)

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Hey everyone!

If you are on twitter dot com you may have noticed I haven't been posting much there, and I am generally behind on emails and crackpot work.  This is due to the start of the school year and other stuff keeping me busier than usual.  Hope you are all well!

We are trained by scholars to spurn our ancestors.

I think Kenosha Kyle is going to be alright but I do hope that the "Back the Blue" crew would give some big thinks to why they should make themselves responsible to do the work the blues refuse to do.  This account of events is incorrect.  Kyle had already smoked a dude before the confrontation with this group, and kept his cool while he killed and disabled two more enemies.  He was not a coward, but trained as a soldier to sacrifice for the system, not a warrior for himself or his family.  He was ill-used by the police, yes, and will add to the FBI's case for "white domestic terrorists" being the primary domestic threat facing the nation.

We call this the "Baltimore Frogger."

We are in a culture of guilt by association and denouncing one another to the authorities.

I want to know more about the engine.

The prophet reveals his methods.  There is an incredible tension within the system of control as to the progress of the unrest and it's eventual resolution.  

Everyone needs to train, including women, and women need to train together with their children.

Baltimore has been relatively quiet, but not untouched, by the BLM Reformation.

The Christian conception of good is justice and righteousness, not the progressive values of prosperity and absence of discomfort.

Doctor Dread is the Baltimore Batman.

Marcus tells us about Churchill, part 1 and part 2.

We live in prison to soothe the superstitions of atheists.

Child trafficking enforcement has increased under Trump, whatever else you can say about him.

The Mucker, a rare one from Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Dear Fellow Americans: You live in a war zone and you need to start acting like it.

An architectural analysis of decline, the parallels are too numerous to ignore.

So many restaurants are failing, but the old fashioned inn is a time tested business and has the potential to stay under the radar. 

Please, we need more contributions from these anonymous police officere!!!

James bears the heavy burden of accurately prophesying so many current events and having the rabble demand his comments and updates!

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The most beautiful section of the Aenid yet, or maybe it's this one.

As a resigned rightist, I do find the hallucinations of leftists occasionally interesting.

The travails of Big Ron.

My fear is that mass-remote education will be an entry point for a more organized and effective intrusion of Leviathan tentacles into homeschoolers' lives and activities.  The primary reason the left wants the schools closed is that teachers' unions recognize this golden opportunity for the mother of all strikes.

There is no doubt in my mind we are witnessing the birth of a new religion.

Thank you letters to Sensei Steve.

WASPs established capitalist materialism as the world religion.

The secret to writing about weapons and armor is to have used them yourself.

It's amazing how pirates have been romanticized in media with never a whiff of slavery.

Eye wear considerations for entering war zones, and for practice.

Absolutely true and correct that TV shows are intended to and do project the future. "24" depicted a black president just before Obama was elected, for one example.

I highly recommend that you subscribe to Oliver's new channel.

Globo-homo demands you be labeled.

The New World was newer when we got here, and older when it was found.

Police have depreciated their goodwill so fast it made my head spin.

Our ancient connection to animals.

This is what a real plague is like.

Burn a book, any book, that's Baltimore!

I did not see this angle on the wolf thing coming.  Another awful prophecy from the unfortunately accurate Seer.

Grocery shopping is getting worse and worse.

Young women need an older woman to advise them on making the best arrangement their beauty and circumstances allow.

You can count on LaFond to keep up with changing conditions.

These weapons descriptions are really making Beowulf for me.  

Many new laws and regulations are being implemented right now. Some can be circumvented, but we are in anarchotyranny mode.

A peek into privileged-on-privileged violence.

I have collected some Durant works but I will be skipping Mr. Dick.

Calling police on fireworks, and they laugh, yes.

What does this say about cat people?  Traitors?  But then again, dogs are not created equal.

Pirate stories from the eye-patched writer.

It's interesting to read the delusions of others.  I think it's correct that huwhyteness is over and Latin American-style colorism will now take hold, where mixed race fathers of even mixeder raced children are going to face new challenges.  Everyone on earth is an American, so a much more granular identity is surely called for.

Ten or twenty years ago this would be the stuff of comic books.

For the record: paleface men miscegenate more than paleface women.

2020 is bringing a Murderbowl shakeup!

I am really skeptical about a lot of these claims of life in the Middle Ages, or that certain occurrences are broadly representative, or that anybody understands life expectancy calculations.  It's retconning by the Enlightenment Gang.

I completely forgot about the cops in Atlanta charged with murder!  Wonder if the Chicago cops will face the same.

I would dearly love to take a crack at the original Spanish for these.

The WQ has been answered but many men on the right simply can't understand.

You are a leader of men, just on a smaller scale than "alpha."

Secrecy is incredibly important, I can't emphasize this enough.

Doctor Dread knows better, but something in him impels him.

Hotels are getting bailed out in housing C-19 isolation, refugees, homeless, etc.  Everything James has predicted about police and melanated individuals has come true, so pay attention.

I don't think being associated with James is particularly dangerous, especially if you are just another guy on the internet he linked to.  Get a grip.

Check out King of Dogs, written by a friend.  Part I of James' review.

Sam Finlay, our dear friend, is writing fiction for Crackpot Books.

You need to set the highest standards for people you are willing to take risks with.

"So that no one could buy or sell," it has been foretold.  I told my mom years ago that the smartphone is better than a chip.  Good comments on this one, too.

I think the only thing of lasting value that Moldbug introduced was formalism -- loosely paraphrased: if aliens came to earth and described the government of the US, the Constitution would be nothing more than a footnote on page one.

The man is cursed to write, to all of our benefit, here is some White Indians content.

The female rappers are even more disgusting that the male ones.  This is an excellent exchange, everyone should read it.  In the words of BAP, "Socrates was a n****r."

No sympathy for incels from LaFond.

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Some links for you!

I'm looking forward to preparing this one for publication.

We really all need to learn this deviltry, and fast.

Down with all professional sports.

I agree with this, Democracy is Satanic.

Employment arrangements at sea were among the worst in history.

A police officer tells you, please believe him, the higher ups are in perfect agreement with the rioters.

The cell phone music feels like an invitation to ask them to be quiet, I always decline.

The posture absolutely does affect the mind.

All out war between China and India is just what 2020 needs.  Nice to hear from JB!

I liked the poem, especially the happy ending.

I've been meaning to try salt & vinegar pork rinds.

 

Most everything important you do will have to be in secret.

I think we are all losing our physiognomy skills. 

Everybody needs to be on alert, all the time, everywhere.  We all live in Baltimore now.

2020, the year the Grey God awakened.

These stories still shock me, though I know they shouldn't.  What do you think will become of rural police?  I think they will be colonized by criminal justice graduates like this girl through student loan forgiveness schemes.

I highly recommend Joel Salatin for those interested in alt-farming.

I hate these videos and there are hundreds, hundreds of them.

I like the new "agave" designator.

August beginnings for Stonewall!

As we proceed into a new era of America it is comforting to look back on the ancients and see some parallels.

Contemplating a non-violent response.

Lots of good thoughts and strategies here, please read this one.  Same with this one, solid advice.  Little girls are not much different from little boys but that difference grows constantly.  Both need dads.

Candace Owen and all her friends are of no use whatsoever, there only purpose is to placate palefaces who are averse to being thought racist.  You are racist, get used it, embrace it!

Are you ready for a nomadic lifestyle?

These guys are loose in Portland right now!

Michael Tracey is doing a great job.

Please stop predicting the future!

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I have been busy, but haven't forgotten about you.

Vigilance is a sin because modern dogmas are disproved when people use their own faculties of observation.

Novel dangers cause mass reactions in late empire Baltimore.

Retail establishments now have to pay people to clean stuff so they have reduced hours.

Palefaces need a bare minimum understanding of blaques to survive.

He's got ears like a bat.

Less than $5 is cheap for intelligence like that.

You can't ever completely trust a historian whose identity doesn't include at least a hint of the warrior, because history and historical literature are mostly about wars.

Guns are great, but you need to understand the legal and social reality.

Those with sensitive minds should be careful of the fiction they read.

We are all marks, and the sooner each of you realizes it, the better.

James is the Violence Prophet.

The trope of the lost heir is one I'd like to discuss with the author, if and when we ever get to podcasting again.

What came to be known as the "shy Trump voter" is even more persecuted and retreating than four years ago, whether they are still Trump voters remains to be seen.

Everyone's hometown has been ruined, no need to rub it in.

We at Crackpot Industries do not always hate dogs.

What about mopeds?  My neighborhood has at least one guy who passes on an electrified skateboard, quick and pretty quiet, but needs a smooth road.

Be the living monument.

I spent my kids' toddler years placing them in the open trunk of the car while I unloaded groceries and stowed the cart, terrified that they'd get hurt in the parking lot.

Echoes of 2017, and the response that we must accept, though we loathe it.

Way to go, Little Ron!

If you miss the Crackpot, here is a new video channel for you!

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Hope everyone is staying cool!

The truth is a horror and I have small children. I'm not taking it out on anyone though.

Some thoughts to help you understand what is going on.

A man spends an awful lot of words contemplating his very special self and then dismisses all women in a sentence or two.  To be fair, he dismisses Descartes as well, but takes longer to do so.  Like James, I avoid reading philosophy but Descartes did a lot of math, which is well worth studying, for those who can.

Wonder how Cindy's been these last weeks.

If you listened to James's last appearance with Myth 20, don't miss this piece.

Riot thoughts:

General predictions

Comparative

Burn scarred

Big brain discussion on Agonistics.

This is terrible.

I think Mark must be busier than that barmaid recently.

Don't ever trust an interpretation of the ancients, especially ancients in battle, from a man who isn't a fighter.

The lockdowns were a test, and we failed.

Civilization is as natural as an ant hill.

Prime White Indian material.

A chilling interpretation of recent events.  Something I have noticed is that many things happened much earlier than we perceived them.  How to manage the worst case scenario, and it's coming to you.

It is undoubtedly religious fervor.

EVERYTHING, in every city, has been worse than publicly disclosed.

Horses have not fared well in the recent unrest, I guess they aren't the warhorses of the past.

Big T comes by it honest.  

The grandparents missing out on grandchildren is what really gets me about all this.

This is very funny and it is hard to find those podcasts.

If I had another life to live, I might do it like this.

We should be studying all the falls of empires right now.

Multi-ethnic cities are not necessarily undesirable but there has to be an understanding.

He wrote this before the blue flu struck ATL.

Hallucinogens have ruined many great minds.  LaFond's distinct mind has been shaped a great deal by his avoidance of drugs and the automobile.

The details of war are beyond me but the forward-looking second part was unpleasantly accurate to read.

Slavery will always be with us.

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Hey everybody, here are some links. 


This is a no girls allowed household, good Lord!

What a team of all-stars, I love this!

Advice for late-readers.

Plantation America studies are truly intersectional.  It's amazing how the strands stand out in seemingly unrelated places.

The Civil War is being recast so that the Confederacy is seen as worse than any foreign enemy in history.

The way the summer is warming up, a lot of us are going to need this advice.

All I can say is "thank you," to the young man who was killed, and to the men who recognize him.

Hashing out the details with Polynimbus.

But China has colonized the PacNW already.  I wish Marius the best.

This is going to be a sweet story.

Does Andy know how much James admires his writing?  It might cheer him up.

Understanding the Taboo Man.

Notice that the social control of legalized prize fighting works hand in hand with the highest value of Plantation America - monetization.

The writer is afflicted.  How many times have I begged him not to predict the future?

Remember when anybody cared about the virus?  Good times.

What stage of Plantation America are we in right now?

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Hey everybody, hope you are all well!



The instinct that has been bred and indoctrinated into our people.

There's never been a better time for people-watching-psychiatry.

I had to make a new spreadsheet to keep track of all my awesome proofreaders!

The long decline of the divine.

If I had another lifetime to devote to leisure and study, I would do linguistics.

Cops have squandered all their goodwill.

I think these are your last freebies for Filthy Few.

Candide gets something right.

The fraudulent 1619 project just won a Pulitzer Prize but James continues to toil for truth in Plantation America.

James has no appetite to be a guru.

Bringing up the next generation of cavemen.

Diversity was ancient Hellas's strength, that's why they were constantly at war.

Portland is not always as benign as it seems.

Very interesting letter from a post-pill Zoomer.

Down with sportsball!

Alt-righters suffer from delusions of being a part of the power structure, or a power structure in waiting.

The military seems to have been relatively uncorrupted in Rome.

Thanks for this very nice twitter review!  Follow the Pirate on twitter.

Do you have enough quiet time to read poetry?

Yes, the sorrows of womanhood are many.

This Beowulf chapter of impressions is so beautiful.

An early Islamic incursion to North America.

I need to buy a set for my kids.

James thinks highly of Andy Nowicki.

You can't put a price on babysitting like this.  Life in a hormonally unbalanced household.

Snapshots of Portland C-panic.

I saved the big brain stuff for last, part 1 and part 2.

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Don't pretend like you have any idea what day it is.


James heads east to fearful family.

I recently learned that haven and harbor have exchanged meanings over the years.

Raiding and terrorizing Grendel is an echo of an enemy on the margins.

Yet another tale of servitude of a type that has been removed from the public consciousness.

Philip K. Dick was very worried about Nixon?  He really was a dweeb.

Officer Stabone is not having a great day.

Plagues were always bound to return, look for parallels.

I had forgotten all about this inquiry.

I understand wanting to own this disparaging term but I never use it, I hate it and always will.

The Ghetto Grocer on TP, funny and informative, as always!  The return of hygiene.

Understanding the mysteries of Crackpot Correspondence.

I would love to see James coach a bunch of wealthy middle school fencers in stick fighting, to their mothers' horror.

The truth about slavery is as sickening as it is endless.

America has lost the Aryan warrior spirit - WAR MANAGEMENT - that strikes me as very true.

Carlos tells us about his journey.

The stories of the ancients when there weren't good guys and bad guys but bad and badder.

Keeping this pandemic in perspective.

Censorship in the age of bat pox.

Worlds best (or worst?) babysitter, the Violence Guy.

The morality of the draw.  This is excellent.

More barbarism, please.

Scholarship from the 60s and onward simply cannot be trusted.  Everything has to be gay.

The Filthy Few is still auditioning and I love it.

James has made of himself a bridge to the ancients, not merely learning their language, but their weapons and spirit.

Dennis Dale writes fiction.

I am so tired of this thing.

Guilt as a criminal tactic, very funny, you should read this.

You know I live for grocery content.

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Hello, due to Wutang Flu related developments, you will get this link summary every two weeks for the foreseeable future.

Ponder the filaments.

Some previews of our upcoming Corona Chronicles book:
The Thing
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Preview of upcoming fiction, our hero Juan Stabone!  He is traipsing his way into the biggest crisis of our lifetimes.  He lived long enough to become the bad guy.

Hounds of Aryas is coming into shape with the addition of a collaborator!

The feminine is part of our ancient heritage, that includes the type of savage babe that James likes to interview.  It's not simping to appreciate women's contributions and values.

Step into the dialog of wonderful minds.

The philosophy of the raider.

Just had a pair of dogs attack my daughters and me on a walk and I'm blackpilled on canines again.

Do you ever practice rubbing your tummy and patting your head at the same time?

Would be interesting to hear first hand stories of the criminal colonization of Baltimore County.

I'm afraid I don't like the picture of Philip K. Dick that emerges from his correspondence.

The definition of slavery is much wider than most understand.

Support savage writers like Viking Age Barbarian.

Does the seeking require a physical journey, a removal?  The oriental tradition is to look within, but I don't think this is enough for the Aryan spirit.

Is there a roofie epidemic in Portland?  ER docs report that people who think they have been drugged are invariably just near-fatally drunk.

Moby Dick and the birth of whiteness.

I've lost patience with Philip K. Dick, but I think he's right about this.

I'm intrigued by this female character.  Maybe someday I'll read this book.

Beowulf and the descent of kings.

A glimpse of the Amazons of legend.

Saying goodbye to Riley.

A big part of the self-defense issue is simply paying attention. You don't need a constitutional right to do that.

I love these stories of savage patrimony.

English nursery rhymes and fairy tales are little time capsules of history.

The story of globalization is the story of raw materials, principally human labor.

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Hello friends, the events gripping the world have disrupted my routines, including keeping up with reading and posting. My family is doing well while we shelter in place, we are healthy and well-supplied, and I hope all of you are as well.

Important grocery content: Corona vs Snowstorm, round 1, round 2, round 3 (on JIT),

Ethnic warriors and early signs of the coronapocalypse.

James will be thrilled to learn that the cops are publicizing their intention to  never arrest anyone for anything.

Some pre-covigeddon real estate advice from Big Ron.

An admirer of Soleimani's writes in.  In the comments - in no way are the subcontinentals anyone's moral superiors, PLEASE get a handle on your anti-white conditioning.

Being open about race has been the standard throughout history but we have to be at war against reality.

I know this feeling very well.

One of James's talents is bringing the ancients to us. Don't miss out on this chance to do it in bite-sized pieces.

Here is a quick survey on the evolution of the shield.

The second entry for 2014... James is kind of like Jonah. Definitely a prophet with no profits.

Lately, I believe in fate more and more, not that it's good or bad.

I think this is the best available explanation.

What does boring American History have to do with interesting fiction?

Remember, not all boomers are rich bastards.

Drugs are counterfeit spirituality.

Climate, famine, pestilence.

Bogeyman is another example.

Your foil hat needs a chinstrap for extra security.

Beloved Patriarch of Savage Sons gives fight feedback and coaching.

Advice for the aging fighter.

Mighty Mo vs Mark "The Hands of" Godbeer, fight review.

How to wield the stabbing stone.  I lolled when I read that Caveman James was accidentally breaking construction materials with the hammer.

Does the sword contain the seed of the bugman?

The legacy continues, may it ever.

The Maryland tourism board meets by telephone.

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Hello friends, hope you are well.


I think the sparseness of this adaptation is beautiful.

What happens when your stick gets bigger.

Transgenderism truly represents the end game of secular humanism.

James teaches you how to be a Taboo Man.  The only thing I would add is that you should not organize, but you should build bonds with each other in real life as much as you can, for example the Man Weekend.

Can't wait until you can read Sam's fiction!

Appreciate rogue scholars like Dagda introducing new things, like British - Aryan mythological connections!

I approve of Mr. Barrett's tendency toward obsession, happy to have two more big brained gentlemen, Mr. Barrett and Xenokles, on the reading staff.

No tattoo gang.

Boxing and brunch in style, James and John Paul Barber discuss.

The Khan critiques your birthday celebration.

Dip into the unseen worlds of Lovecraft and his heirs.

Despite everything, we are still live at celestial whim.

There is no justice in this world, but we can still dream.

The old gods are rather indifferent to us, aren't they?

I think the general knows how to get his bread buttered these days, nothing more.

I have nothing against body builders, I just want to introduce as many of them as possible to James.

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

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Randy is one of those people who elicits confessions from strangers.

Fury vs. Wilder!

War zone refugee killed in war zone.

How to use a training dummy.

Happy birthday to Adam, video review, part 1.

Dennis Dale is putting up some really nice videos.

Caveman LaFond guides us through the evolution of weaponry.

Oliver is one of those guys with a lot of million dollar ideas.

Do you have what it takes to be a ghetto grocer?  (Probably not.)

Love to read the Ancients with LaFond, starting Beowulf.

I have noticed a lot of stories on twitter about melanated criminals attacking Asians and again, everyone's hands are tied to do anything about it.

Learning about Plantation America makes it easier to see and understand the truth in the present.

Seems like Stockholm Syndrome is a factor in military men, as it is in so many aspects of life.

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

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Hello everybody!


James is both Peter Pan and Captain Hook.

Are you reading the Aenid?

The Violence Guy sees the value of kicking.

Believe me, little girls pick up sticks, too.

Mountain hikes, friendly dogs, good people, sounds like heaven.

How savage were the Native Americans?  A question from twitter.

Angela and other writers should also work on simple things like spelling and using complete sentences.

The evolution of the fight is what fascinates me, and what James and his men recreated in Modern Agonistics.

James comments on an ancient fight, where a man was disemboweled by another man's bare hand.

We're all African, or so they say, so why not own a traditional weapon, for decorative and cultural purposes only!

The coach is a therapist, physical and otherwise.

Serial killers were a 20th century meme just like mass shooters are a 21st century meme.

Meet another White Indian of the Eastern Woodlands.

James gives his analysis on Sean's latest fight.  Congratulations, Sean!

I watched this video and I don't recall James covering this before.

This concept of friendly fire is one of my favorites!

Beware of counterfeit spirituality.

(c) 2019 Lynn Lockhart

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Hello everybody, hope you are all happy and healthy!


I would like to hear the Crackpot read this aloud.

Mass shootings are a meme cooked up by the FBI to target paleface men.

Is cat litter on minor oil or chemical spills not a widely known tactic?

It's important to update your apocalyptic scenarios for changes in conditions.

Shopping when you are not quite, but almost, under siege.

When you're the only guy skulking around at night who doesn't want drugs.

The Harm City shape-shifter.

James and Baruch talk corona virus!

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Thoughts on Sunday preaching.

History is hard to edit, too.

A man in church has a grave responsibility.

My only problem with guns is that they seem to create a false sense of security when the culture is subverted into an expensive hobby rather than a martial practice.  Read to the end for the good stuff on feudalism.

Where does PacNW land on the Harm City timer?

Please, if you are a LaFondian journalist, get your pics to me and I will post them here or on twooter.

Damn, couldn't get James to listen to the cartel ep.

Movies I haven't seen.

Boxing talk: training for bare knuckle, don't miss the comment from Banjo.

BJJ talk, Banjo and James.

Banjo and James give a rundown of handweapons!

Welcome to a new reader and listener, reading the ancients, and living like them, along with James, like The Aeneid, for instance.

Conversing on the train with an armored-truck driver.

My older daughter's first grade curriculum includes a lot of rather embarrassing hagiography on George Washington.  The beautifully illustrated book includes a passage on the Half-King.

I have been wondering what plyos were.  It's kind of like what the elderly Chinese do in parks.

A story about assessing a threat and quietly signaling your own readiness - not an escape.

James LaFond reviews Joker (2019).

Attending church has been a good influence on James, this is really profound and beautiful.

I appreciate the meticulous work of historians like Dobson, but when the truth has been so thoroughly and systematically buried, more drastic methods are called for.

I am really thrilled about this series of fiction and would love to release them together in a large hardcover volume.

How to read history without blackpilling or blinding yourself.