082 Scarecrows & Fake Meat Crackpot Podcast

This podcast is coming to you from January 31.  It includes grocery talk, which you know is my favorite topic.  I don't think we talk much current events, so this one doesn't have as much of a time capsule effect, but it is certainly pre-corona and pre-CWII.

As part of my research on how to be a better podcaster, I once listened to an episode of Red Scare.  Two smart, medicated millennial girls smoke cigarettes and discuss celebrities, social media and plastic surgery after reading an essay published in the New Yorker or some other important outlet.  They are socialists (they live in NYC) but not feminists.  From what I heard, there can be no overlap whatsoever between the Crackpot Podcast and the Red Scare Podcast, allowing of course, for Crackpot listeners who might find the young ladies attractive and wish to give them money.  However, James addresses this in today's pod and encourages such men to unsubscribe from the Crackpot.

The Crackpot Podcast features twenty-first century prophet James LaFond and homeschooling mom Lynn Lockhart.

Here is the link for Under an Iron Crown, please buy it:

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0:02:00  Red Scare evaluation

0:07:40  Under an Iron Crown

0:11:45  Body types, lard assess vs bodybuilders

0:15:04  Under an Iron Crown, Robert E. Howard

0:24:40  Plantation America, Wales, Cornwall

0:31:22  Plantation America, Scots

0:37:10  Old Bay Seasoning, plant based imitation meat

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

079 Platonic Crackpotism: Fighting and Homeschooling Crackpot Podcast

Happy Mother's Day!

Are you smarter than a school teacher?  Yes, I am quite confident you are.  Among college graduates, education majors are generally the bottom of the barrel, it's an especially common course of study for those admitted based on melanin levels rather than other qualities.  If you didn't go to college, or didn't even finish high school, but you can follow one of LaFond's paragraph length sentences with six or more dependent clauses, then I still feel really good about your odds.  

It was an absolute pleasure to meet and speak with Sean and Skylar.  They are a wonderful family to look to for an example and encouragement to those of you who haven't reached that stage of your life yet, or those whose children are grown, or those who despair of the future.  

Spending time with and educating your children are one and the same.  You are doing it whether you are being intentional or not.  While I was editing this episode, my older daughter came to my desk and asked to listen.  I share the earbuds with her and showed her the wave forms on the screen that corresponded to the voices she heard.  She watched as I deleted a bit of dead air or stuttering and she soon began calling them out to me as she heard them, telling me where I should trim.  That sure made me feel good as a mom.

For those interested in homeschooling, I have created a list of elementary stage resources for you below, and I welcome more suggestions in the comments.

Teach Your Child to Read in 100 Easy Lessons by Siegfried Engelmann et al, Touchstone

Cursive First by Elizabeth FitzGerald, it comes with detailed instructions and worksheets.

Spell to Write and Read by Wanda Sanseri, Back Home Industries. 

OR

All About Spelling by Marie Rippel.

First Language Lessons for the Well-Trained Mind, Level 1, by Jessie Wise, Peach Hill Press.

Writing with Ease, Workbook: Level 1, by Susan Wise Bauer.

SAXON Math Homeschool 1, Saxon Publishing.

Geography Songs, by Kathy Troxel

NOT Recommended:
-Singapore math.  One of the models for Common Core. Avoid.
-Odyssey audio stories.  Rather pozzed and boring.

Mentioned by Skylar: Abeka.

I wrote a bit more about homeschooling in Apocalisp, so here is the link for that timely book:

Don't miss Sean's YouTube Channel for training videos!

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0:01:40  Introducing Sean, coaching and cornering for Craig, see Lancaster Agonistics
0:11:00  Day in the life of a fighter, making weight
0:25:40  Bathroom guidos
0:32:15  How did Sean become a fighter?
0:42:35  Sean is dismissed to weigh Craig
0:43:40  Skylar and Lynn talk homeschooling, Sean tells you how to get a tradwife
0:56:35  Training children without bullying

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

078 Asian Granny to Suleimani Crackpot Podcast

Hello friends,

The podcast you are about to listen to was taped January 9, before bat pox took hold of our lives.  Here, we discussed the 2019 Baltimore Murderbowl, West Coast vs. East Coast crime, that crazy time when we thought we might launch WWIII against Iran, Ebon vs. Asian crime pre-WuFlu, and just some old chit chat.

The Crackpot Podcast features traveling prophet James LaFond and busy lady Lynn Lockhart.

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0:02:30  Life in Cascadia
0:06:15  Baltimore Murderbowl 2019 [I left in my coughing at 6:39 because I was recovering from being VERY sick starting NYE. I probably had the good old bat pox]
0:09:20  California crime, mixed race crew vs. Asian Grandmas
0:21:45  Berkeley laptop robbery, Oakland
0:32:05  Iranian assassination, fake attack retaliation (Above the Best)
0:44:15  Orwell and Huxley, Afghanistan
0:52:04  Moscow bus stabbing

(c) Lynn Lockhart

077 Alfredo, Rainbow Sprinkle Cupcake Crackpot Podcast

Sorry for being away so long.  Back in January, I got really sick, it may even have been corona.  Then in February, my girls and I got what I think was norovirus, lots of vomiting for the three of us, which is the hardest on me, both for myself and for caring for the little and trying to keep the house clean.  After that, I was an early observer on the Wuhanic Plague, and found myself following events closely, and correctly predicting many developments.  Since then, we have adapted to life on lockdown and I have gotten Crackpot work back on track.  So thank you for bearing with me, and for joining us in this little pre-corona time capsule.

I did manage to bring into print Barbarism vs. Civilization, a book which was suppressed by Amazon before it ever went to print.  Barbarism vs. Civilization anticipates much of the social weakness which has been revealed by the corona crisis.  Because it was previously banned, we chose to publish it privately through Lulu with no ISBN.  You can find it at the link in the cover image:

This is the (anti-)gayest podcast we ever taped!  Mister Alfredo shared with us about his days as a drugged out petty criminal, his right-wing-to-alt-right-to-just-right journey, and we share a lot of laughs about the poz train we are all riding.  Mister Alfredo is a dissident podcast connoisseur, formerly incarcerated person, and all around good guy, it was so much fun to talk with him.  Thank you, Sir!

The Crackpot Podcast features prolific author and hermit for hire, James LaFond, and corona refugee Lynn Lockhart.

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0:02:30  See here for James's Third Rail appearance and Mister Alfredo's redpill path
0:17:00  Clone army, tattoos, identity
0:23:40  Prison, grandma's house
0:26:54  Alfredo's life of crime
0:35:00  What meth is like
0:48:30  The drug war
0:59:45  Structural social lies
1:14:00  The poz train has no brakes
1:32:05  Plantation America, slave ownership
1:52:22  Ok boomer
1:58:10  Why you need Crackpot training

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

Cluster - Crackpot Podcast - 55

Hello friends, your favorite sporadic podcast is here again.  James and I discuss some current events, a couple of new books (see cover links below), Freddie Gray and more.  James has been having cluster attacks which have prevented us from taping these last few weeks, you can actually hear his medicine kicking in about halfway through this episode, as he sounds less and less drunk.

The Crackpot Podcast features nomadic anthropologist James LaFond, and some strange lady on the West Coast.

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0:02:50  Quote from Citadel of the Autarch, RIP Gene Wolfe
0:05:25  Cluster headaches, walking around blind in Portland
0:10:52  Currentish events
0:23:57  Jared Taylor's take on Jamestown, racist dogs
0:34:10  The history of the Easter Tweaker
0:34:37  Big Chev and racist dogs
0:43:33  Cardi B, men get roofied too, "dude"
0:54:15  Chicago cops had to release an arrestee
0:57:45  Bay Area robberies
1:01:25  Publishing updates, Greatest Lie Ever Sold, Civilization Decomposes
1:05:47  Freddie Gray anniversary

(c) 2019 Lynn Lockhart

Cracker-Boy IN PRINT! - Crackpot Podcast 53

Hello friends, I am so happy to be podcasting more regularly again.  I am even happier to tell you that Cracker-Boy is in print!!!

You can buy this rogue history book, packed with original sources, served in small portions, right here:

I think I talk more than I ever have in an episode here, so consider yourselves warned.

The Crackpot Podcast features unsanctioned historian James LaFond and his enabler Lynn Lockhart.

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0:00:28  Podcasting technology update
0:01:45  Apologies!  CRACKER-BOY!!!
0:04:16  John Hu and distinguishing slaves from citizens
0:10:56  Amelie Wen Zhao, African-American slavery supremacy
0:22:21  Freedom on the Move
0:28:20  Fugitive slave catching, petroleum, foreign labor
0:33:20  James makes a prediction
0:34:55  Carcel clothing, Lynn gets emotional
0:40:54  WIPs, see also, the Letter to the Shareholder
0:57:52  Wrath of Gnon, nightmares
1:03:30  In the mind of a writer, On Silence
1:10:04  Panhandler murder, Baltimore


(c) 2019 Lynn Lockhart

Letter to Shareholder

To: James LaFond
Re: Crackpot Industries Letter to Shareholders 2018

Dear Mr. LaFond,

2018 was a banner year for Crackpot Industries. I want to highlight our successes and our trajectory for 2019, but first, I will give you a quick recap of 2017 to show how far we have come in such a short time. When I joined in late 2016, you were struggling to keep track of the number of books you had in print. I spent the first half of 2017 cataloging your works in a massive spreadsheet, using Amazon searches and your own website as sources.  The Crackpot Podcast was born in June of 2017 and we published 20 episodes that year, as well as some other videos.  Before the year was over, I had edited and published Masculine Axis and Autumn in a Dying City, the latter of which was banned by Amazon, the opening salvo in a war on your writing that would continue into 2018.

Let's look at the numbers for 2018:

Books published: 7 titles, 331,000 words
Books banned: 3 titles

Crackpot Podcast: 27 episodes

YouTube: 11,000 views, 185,000 minutes watched
MP3 downloads: over 10,000
Blogposts: 159 articles
Total titles in print: 149

In social media, the Crackpot Podcast YouTube channel has over 190 subscribers, with another 140 RSS subscribers, and 230 followers on my Lynn Lockhart twitter account.

At the bottom of this post you will find images of each book I have edited, including our first title of 2019, Cracker-Boy; clicking each image will take you to the Amazon link for each book.

Looking ahead, this year, we hope to publish another 7 titles, beating our total for last year, as well as continue podcasting approximately every other week after a slow start.  A special project is in the works to release banned titles in limited edition, autographed hard covers.

Thank you for the opportunity to contribute to Crackpot Industries.  If I wasn't doing this, I would be crocheting potholders (I can only do squares or rectangles), or trying to sell Avon to my non-existent female friends or some other stay-at-home mom hustle so I hope you decide to keep me on.

Sincerely,
Lynn Lockhart
COO, Crackpot Industries

(c) 2019 Lynn Lockhart

'A Wild Act of Grace'

A review of Sam Finlay's Breakfast with the Dirt Cult by Lynn Lockhart

Sam Finlay is a great friend of the LaFondiverse, currently collaborating with James on my favorite fiction-in-progress, The Filthy Few.

Finlay's book is an pseudonymous memoir; our hero, Tom Walton, falls in love, goes to war, and comes home a changed man, physically, mentally and spiritually.  Breakfast with the Dirt Cult gives you a heady mix of Army training, combat and comic relief, romance with the world's smartest stripper and the fruits of the author's expansive reading and contemplation.  Some of those fruits will be familiar to LaFond readers, as Finlay has a penchant for the virtues of barbarism, contempt for the "unblooded elite" that exploit him and his men, and an enduring appreciation for the imperfect and often infuriating Army, cherishing the masculine development, camaraderie and the opportunity to put his life at stake and thereby feel alive.

For many years, I shied away from reading any contemporary authors, especially works of fiction, I haven't watched a movie in years, at home or in the cinema.  Sam stands alongside James and other contributors here as living men worthy of your time and attention today, before they join the ranks of the Great White Dead.  Breakfast with the Dirt Cult, Reverent Chandler, Poet and many others you'll find in these pages would also make great films.  They don't have a lot of explosions or exotic scenery.  These are movies that could be made affordably and that would be compelling to American audiences, and they might even drag me back to the theater.

Breakfast with the Dirt Cult gets five stars from me, and I will be ordering a few copies for veterans on my Christmas list.

.

(c) 2018 Lynn Lockhart

The Universal Housing Right

The Premise behind the Science Fiction Concept of Reverent Chandler, Malediction Song & Nightsong of the Nords (coming soon).

The world of Reverent Chandler is a science-fantasy setting, in that it is based on real climate science, not state-media propaganda, real current events and a heroic vision of life, which, in terms of science fiction, is the literature of modernity, fantastical.

The suppositions underpinning the storyline are only obliquely treated in the text, and are, in order that they occur to form the setting:

1.  2030: The social disintegration of postmodern western civilization accelerates.

2.  2060: The African population explosion and the imposition of one world government [excluding China, North Korea and Japan] results in The Universal Housing Right Initiative, mandating the integration of homeless Africans and Middle Eastern refugees into American households. Implementation of this law will be placed in the hands of Christian and Jewish charities, with population removal, reduction and integration handled by military contractors coordinating with church agents.

3.  2090: As Protestant Christianity naturally devolves into secular humanism or spawns radical denominations, and Catholicism naturally evolves into a statist apparatus, the prediction is that the large scale Islamization of Europe and the U.S.A. will generate a crusading order among Deep State fanatics, who will cloth themselves in militant Catholicism in an ultimate attempt to remove the caliphate from Vatican City and restore the papacy.

4.  2100: With the earth clearly entering another major glaciation, Indigenous Americans of the northern and formerly temperate zones will seek local cultural autonomy, expressed as an amalgamation of metaphysical traditions native to those regions and to those regions of northern Europe ancestral to the remnant Caucasian population, in other words a mixing of Nordic and Amerindian worldview.

The resulting setting, hundreds of years after the collapse of one world government and supporting technological infrastructure, is a wholehearted return to the medieval mindset, a northern hemisphere, temperate zone population of less than 10 million, and an increasingly bitter struggle between militant Catholic multiculturalism and a resurgent Caucasian heathenism.

A pure science fiction approach would have sought the most probable result of these 4 factors. The science-fantasy approach is to embrace a less probable, extremist setting which may facilitate lifeways that at once resemble a return to our ancestral conditions, and conditions critically affected by the lingering aspects of our technological society.

(c) 2018 James LaFond

Summer Fiction - Crackpot Podcast 43

James and Lynn discuss his fiction projects published in the summer of 2018, Supplicant Song and Thunderbird.  James is truly a compulsive writer and has absolutely buried his editor, Lynn, in books of all kinds.  She is partial to his fiction so that is what is getting published lately.  Listen to find out what James' rather dark imagination has wrought.

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02:55  Supplicant Song
09:16  Bull leaping
11:00  Orson Scott Card
15:24  Thunderbird, lots of talk of Native Americans, John Paul Barber ep
32:28  Animal Control
34:00  Contribution by Joe Bellofatto, Taboo You
35:25  The Filthy Few, fairly abrupt ending, sorry about that!

(c) 2018 Lynn Lockhart

Shelters for the Self

A Review by LaMano

This is as minimal and as compelling as it gets. No “tweaking” to make it sound more interesting like we might come to expect from modern books or movies, it’s just raw and atmospheric and real.

Don’t expect to spend days or even hours reading it the first time. You can get through all of it, the forewords and background and historical context and the actual diary, in about 30 minutes of reading.  But I find myself picking it up again and again; the last time with a calendar of the Pacific war next to it.

A hand-written diary picked up on a battle-torn Pacific island after all the Japanese on the island were dead or captured, passed on to someone else, translated and typed up while the memories were still clear, it has the feel of half a chapter of Henri Charriere’s Papillon; the translation is not perfect, the diarist was not a skilled writer. He just says what he is feeling, tells what he did while the bombs crashed around him, and with each reading you get a little more of his mood..

The writer is a young, loyal, frightened, courageous petty officer attached to an Imperial Japanese Navy anti-aircraft artillery unit on the island of Biak during the American invasion. You get a sense of the kind of propaganda that he had been fed by some statements he makes. He has never been in close combat with his enemy, and yet of the American troops he says “…. the enemy are known to be weak in maneuver and will cry and flee when attacked …..” Each time a Japanese aircraft flies over, they're told that it sank an American ship. Maybe you HAVE to believe that sort of thing in that situation...

Perhaps someday, someone will be able to use the clues in the diary to get this information to his family. But in the meantime, we can get a sense of the fear and hopelessness of a Japanese soldier coming to the realization of just what magnitude of a “sleeping giant” Japan has awakened from its slumber...

Shelters for the Self

(c) 2018 LaMano

Twerps, Goons and Meatshields - Crackpot Podcast Ep 37

Welcome to Episode 37 of the Crackpot Podcast!

James and Lynn discuss Twerps, Goons and Meatshields, your complete guide to beating people with sticks.  The book is meant for combat athletes looking to expand their repertoire of brutality.  If you find reading instructions to be tedious, never fear, there are many videos to help you achieve your skills of violence:

Modern Agonistics Video Page

Lancaster Agonistics YouTube Channel

Lynn Lockhart Channel Training Videos

The Crackpot Podcast features the foremost pioneer of the sport of stickfighting, James LaFond, and sleep deprived motherslave, Lynn Lockhart, who doesn't understand why Windows stopped supporting Movie Maker Live, and spent Sunday trying to figure out how to use ShotCut, or VideoPad, or what, just to make a slideshow that no one will actually watch.

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0:01:30 Four Ruthless Whores (Daughters of Moros in Darkly) and the fate of public parks in suburbia
0:05:00 Barney in the ghetto, a very special episode
0:07:20 James left the house without a blade??? Crackhead in pursuit, improvised weapon is called for
0:11:07 How to get home if you are being followed
0:18:05 How normal writers write, publish and sell books
0:19:30 What is a twerp? What is a goon? What is a meatshield?
0:24:50 How is a muscular man like a car tire?
0:28:30 Stereotypes are true
0:30:05 Myth 20 Hell's Angels
0:32:20 Modern Agonistics
0:37:45 Is physiognomy real?
0:44:10 Israel Flood
0:54:58 What makes a good wrestler?
1:03:35 Neanderbol and other fiction projects

(c) 2018 Lynn Lockhart

Shelters for the Self by James LaFond and Scott Cole

The Captured Diary of Petty Officer Second Class Koyama

I am very proud to announce the first book to be published under the Crackpot label.  When James and I started podcasting on a lark in June of 2017, "The Crackpot Podcast" was the first name he suggested, it made me laugh and we ran with it.  A few months ago he suggested we start a new publishing account together, so that I could further encroach on his work and handle cover design, pricing, uploading, and other administrative duties.  This was after I insisted on editing every new book before its release, starting with Masculine Axis.

James attracts contributors, just by being the friendly and accessible writing machine that he is.  Shelters for the Self drew out Scott Cole, a veteran who lived in Japan.  Scott was able to identify the battle described by Koyama in his diary, the taking of Biak by American forces, that began in May of 1944.  Scott created a timeline to correspond to diary entries, and added cultural and language context as well.  The operator of the Twitter account known as Wrath of Gnon was also moved to contribute.  He currently resides in Japan and was able to give additional translation advice and performed detective work on the diarist, providing other readers with valuable information that might lead to the discovery of Koyama's descendants or other relatives.  I must thank Tony Cox for volunteering his excellent proofreading services.

It has been a great privilege to work with James, and the community that he has built, on this project, and I hope for many more to come.

Lynn

*****

The diary of Petty Officer Second Class Koyama was a spoil of war, passed from the hands of an American veteran of World War II into the possession of his heirs, forgotten and found again. It is published here as an artifact of the Pacific theater, memory of which slips away in favor of events in Europe, and in hopes of a connection between the descendants of men made enemies.

Available in paperback and in Kindle edition.

(c) 2018 Lynn Lockhart

Man Gearing by James LaFond

Building an Unapologetic, Masculine Mindset in an Effeminate World

The author contends that the current sissy age is a domesticating construct devoted to your emasculation. Although these views are put forth by a man generally believed to be “insane” and at best a maniac, a crank who claims to commune with the ghost of an ancient Scythian Khan, you might want to consider that your forefathers sold you out for a cozy life and reject their degenerate aspirations in favor of a warrior’s view of this limp-wristed world.

Available in paperback, coming soon in Kindle edition.

Son of a Lesser God by James LaFond - Crackpot Podcast Ep 26

James and Lynn speak with Bob, otherwise known as Ishmael, about living in the West, his father and more.

The Crackpot Podcast features the masculinist James LaFond and motherslave Lynn Lockhart.

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0:00:50  Introducing Ishmael, Son of a Lesser God (Kindle, paperback)
0:01:55  The buffalo hunt
0:08:50  What makes an animal tastier
0:13:30  Shooting vs. fishing
0:15:00  The importance of proximity
0:16:35  Beartooth Loop
0:21:07  How is the winter so far?
0:23:30  Hayden Fork
0:24:45  Forest fires
0:27:00  Kokanee salmon & other fish
0:30:35  Ishmael was a late in life child
0:35:05  The skills needed for life in the mountains, starting early
0:36:55  Grandchildren
0:37:40  Mushrooms
0:39:00  How did Ishmael find James' website?
0:47:20  Raccoons and other wildlife
0:51:30  Books for young readers
0:54:23  Imagining Head Smashed In
1:00:03  Thrill killing by wild predators
1:03:15  Fowl
1:05:03  Bear
1:06:20  Alcohol
1:11:05  Vegetarianism
1:16:08  Aging the catch
1:18:20  Generation gaps
1:20:34  Travel plans
1:23:00  Mushrooms again and other foraging

(c) 2018 Lynn Lockhart & James LaFond

Autumn in a Dying City by James LaFond

Letters from the Last Whiteman in Baltimore

This controversial Harm City title has been banned from print sales on Amazon.

Living in America’s most violent city offers lessons for the future for those portions of the U.S. which have not yet fallen to the will of its masters. James LaFond is an unrepentant jerk who lives as poor white trash in the worst possible example of where urban modernity is headed.

Do you want a guide, or will you just wing it?

Kindle version available at Amazon.

For a print copy, contact James.

Writing Unchained by James LaFond

Prolific Writing by Design

Whether you need to write or want to write, James LaFond offers the valuable perspective of one who has learned from the ground up, leaving out no part of the process, from initial outline to titling, who understands his craft intricately.

Available in paperback.

Masculine Axis by James LaFond

A Meditation on Manhood and Heroism

James LaFond writes about masculinity with the assurance of a man who knows what he is about. Only by understanding and practicing masculinity, through literature, at work, with their mates and family members, in combat, sports and in fellowship with other men, may the men of our sick society preserve their property, families, cultural patrimony and their own souls.

Available in paperback and Kindle edition.

The Pale Usher by James LaFond

Impressions of Moby Dick: Herman Melville and Modern Man?s Transcendental Journey

In The Pale Usher, the author, masculinity historian James LaFond, examines the text and subtext of the 25-chapter overture to Moby Dick as an allegory of Civilized Man’s awakening to his socially submerged self—a primal quest within the domesticated human in search of his authentic self. In this work, the author goes on to examine the works of such authors as Robinson Jeffers, J. R. R. Tolkien, Clark Ashton Smith, Thomas Ligotti, Dan Simmons, Bram Stoker, Ambrose Bierce, Phillip K. Dick, Carl Jung, Robert Bloch and H.P. Lovecraft.

Available in paperback or Kindle edition.

The Lies That Bind Us by James LaFond

The Foundational Falsehoods of the American Dream

The Lies that Bind Us is an open-ended exploration of the ingeniously layered falsehoods that misinform the moral foundations of the Greatest Lie Ever Told, how we came to the brink of the abyss and the many slain truths that might have been.

Available in paperback and Kindle edition.