Tuesday, May 19, 2020

‘The Iron Tower’

James LaFond's impressions of It Is the King or His Ghost: Chapter 10 of Robert E. Howard’s The Hour of the Dragon 

Reading from pages 148-155 of the DelRey edition.

The illustration of Conan dressed as a one-eyed old pilgrim walking through the crowded streets of the city he so recently left with a crown on his head is faithful to the text, down to the failure of the loose robes in concealing the “hard lines” of his frame.

The rescue of Albiona from The Iron Tower reflected a standard trope of Howard’s time, an almost obligatory rescue of a damsel in distress. It also served pulp convention by keeping a feminine figure on the page in as many installments as possible. But Howard overdoes the entire chapter in brutal wise, with his butchery of traitors conducted with savage malice on the part of the reverted savage.

Irony spiced with menace.  Butchery basted in irony.  Vengeance savored in savage exultation.  The shame of cruel cold law supplanted by the true justice of judge, jury and executioner as one flew as much in the face of the false moral banality of Howard’s America as it does in our own bland version.

Foremost among the evils of civilization, evils magnified by the evil of modernity, all things that were antithetical to what it was to be human across the many innumerable generation of our natural ancestors are:

-Law,
-Order,
-Justice,
-Imprisonment,
-Trial,
-Judgment,
-And proxy execution.

All of these and more of the avarice corruption our society is built upon are dashed into gory gobs by Howard as he depicts Conan snuffing out the life of the royal headsman and taking his scything place on behalf of the dainty condemned.  Howard’s heroes, unlike most others of his time, were permitted by their creator free reign for their passions, particularly their deep and abiding hatreds.

Maiming and disemboweling one traitor, Conan curses, “…Die as thieves die!” and then grunts, “Lie there and bleed to death.”

In top pulp form another plot twist confronts the furious barbarian as he cuts his way out of another palace, as he does in most tales, and many times in this one, the chief object of Conan and indeed all of his heroes seems to be the violent extraction of the hero and a woman from the clutches of some monolithic example of civilized architecture.

Diction of Note
-Impulsion, the act of impelling, driving onward, pushing.

Monday, May 18, 2020

Lockhart's Top LaFonds Volume 115

Hey everybody, hope you are all well!



The instinct that has been bred and indoctrinated into our people.

There's never been a better time for people-watching-psychiatry.

I had to make a new spreadsheet to keep track of all my awesome proofreaders!

The long decline of the divine.

If I had another lifetime to devote to leisure and study, I would do linguistics.

Cops have squandered all their goodwill.

I think these are your last freebies for Filthy Few.

Candide gets something right.

The fraudulent 1619 project just won a Pulitzer Prize but James continues to toil for truth in Plantation America.

James has no appetite to be a guru.

Bringing up the next generation of cavemen.

Diversity was ancient Hellas's strength, that's why they were constantly at war.

Portland is not always as benign as it seems.

Very interesting letter from a post-pill Zoomer.

Down with sportsball!

Alt-righters suffer from delusions of being a part of the power structure, or a power structure in waiting.

The military seems to have been relatively uncorrupted in Rome.

Thanks for this very nice twitter review!  Follow the Pirate on twitter.

Do you have enough quiet time to read poetry?

Yes, the sorrows of womanhood are many.

This Beowulf chapter of impressions is so beautiful.

An early Islamic incursion to North America.

I need to buy a set for my kids.

James thinks highly of Andy Nowicki.

You can't put a price on babysitting like this.  Life in a hormonally unbalanced household.

Snapshots of Portland C-panic.

I saved the big brain stuff for last, part 1 and part 2.

Saturday, May 9, 2020

079 Platonic Crackpotism: Fighting and Homeschooling Crackpot Podcast

Happy Mother's Day!

Are you smarter than a school teacher?  Yes, I am quite confident you are.  Among college graduates, education majors are generally the bottom of the barrel, it's an especially common course of study for those admitted based on melanin levels rather than other qualities.  If you didn't go to college, or didn't even finish high school, but you can follow one of LaFond's paragraph length sentences with six or more dependent clauses, then I still feel really good about your odds.  

It was an absolute pleasure to meet and speak with Sean and Skylar.  They are a wonderful family to look to for an example and encouragement to those of you who haven't reached that stage of your life yet, or those whose children are grown, or those who despair of the future.  

Spending time with and educating your children are one and the same.  You are doing it whether you are being intentional or not.  While I was editing this episode, my older daughter came to my desk and asked to listen.  I share the earbuds with her and showed her the wave forms on the screen that corresponded to the voices she heard.  She watched as I deleted a bit of dead air or stuttering and she soon began calling them out to me as she heard them, telling me where I should trim.  That sure made me feel good as a mom.

For those interested in homeschooling, I have created a list of elementary stage resources for you below, and I welcome more suggestions in the comments.

Teach Your Child to Read in 100 Easy Lessons by Siegfried Engelmann et al, Touchstone

Cursive First by Elizabeth FitzGerald, it comes with detailed instructions and worksheets.

Spell to Write and Read by Wanda Sanseri, Back Home Industries. 

OR

All About Spelling by Marie Rippel.

First Language Lessons for the Well-Trained Mind, Level 1, by Jessie Wise, Peach Hill Press.

Writing with Ease, Workbook: Level 1, by Susan Wise Bauer.

SAXON Math Homeschool 1, Saxon Publishing.

Geography Songs, by Kathy Troxel

NOT Recommended:
-Singapore math.  One of the models for Common Core. Avoid.
-Odyssey audio stories.  Rather pozzed and boring.

Mentioned by Skylar: Abeka.

I wrote a bit more about homeschooling in Apocalisp, so here is the link for that timely book:


Don't miss Sean's YouTube Channel for training videos!

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0:01:40  Introducing Sean, coaching and cornering for Craig, see Lancaster Agonistics
0:11:00  Day in the life of a fighter, making weight
0:25:40  Bathroom guidos
0:32:15  How did Sean become a fighter?
0:42:35  Sean is dismissed to weigh Craig
0:43:40  Skylar and Lynn talk homeschooling, Sean tells you how to get a tradwife
0:56:35  Training children without bullying

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart

Thursday, April 30, 2020

078 Asian Granny to Suleimani Crackpot Podcast

Hello friends,

The podcast you are about to listen to was taped January 9, before bat pox took hold of our lives.  Here, we discussed the 2019 Baltimore Murderbowl, West Coast vs. East Coast crime, that crazy time when we thought we might launch WWIII against Iran, Ebon vs. Asian crime pre-WuFlu, and just some old chit chat.

The Crackpot Podcast features traveling prophet James LaFond and busy lady Lynn Lockhart.

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0:02:30  Life in Cascadia
0:06:15  Baltimore Murderbowl 2019 [I left in my coughing at 6:39 because I was recovering from being VERY sick starting NYE. I probably had the good old bat pox]
0:09:20  California crime, mixed race crew vs. Asian Grandmas
0:21:45  Berkeley laptop robbery, Oakland
0:32:05  Iranian assassination, fake attack retaliation (Above the Best)
0:44:15  Orwell and Huxley, Afghanistan
0:52:04  Moscow bus stabbing

(c) Lynn Lockhart

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Lockhart's Top LaFonds Volume 114

Don't pretend like you have any idea what day it is.


James heads east to fearful family.

I recently learned that haven and harbor have exchanged meanings over the years.

Raiding and terrorizing Grendel is an echo of an enemy on the margins.

Yet another tale of servitude of a type that has been removed from the public consciousness.

Philip K. Dick was very worried about Nixon?  He really was a dweeb.

Officer Stabone is not having a great day.

Plagues were always bound to return, look for parallels.

I had forgotten all about this inquiry.

I understand wanting to own this disparaging term but I never use it, I hate it and always will.

The Ghetto Grocer on TP, funny and informative, as always!  The return of hygiene.

Understanding the mysteries of Crackpot Correspondence.

I would love to see James coach a bunch of wealthy middle school fencers in stick fighting, to their mothers' horror.

The truth about slavery is as sickening as it is endless.

America has lost the Aryan warrior spirit - WAR MANAGEMENT - that strikes me as very true.

Carlos tells us about his journey.

The stories of the ancients when there weren't good guys and bad guys but bad and badder.

Keeping this pandemic in perspective.

Censorship in the age of bat pox.

Worlds best (or worst?) babysitter, the Violence Guy.

The morality of the draw.  This is excellent.

More barbarism, please.

Scholarship from the 60s and onward simply cannot be trusted.  Everything has to be gay.

The Filthy Few is still auditioning and I love it.

James has made of himself a bridge to the ancients, not merely learning their language, but their weapons and spirit.

Dennis Dale writes fiction.

I am so tired of this thing.

Guilt as a criminal tactic, very funny, you should read this.

You know I live for grocery content.

Friday, April 10, 2020

Lockhart's Top LaFonds Volume 113

Hello, due to Wutang Flu related developments, you will get this link summary every two weeks for the foreseeable future.

Ponder the filaments.


Some previews of our upcoming Corona Chronicles book:
The Thing
Stock levels

Preview of upcoming fiction, our hero Juan Stabone!  He is traipsing his way into the biggest crisis of our lifetimes.  He lived long enough to become the bad guy.

Hounds of Aryas is coming into shape with the addition of a collaborator!

The feminine is part of our ancient heritage, that includes the type of savage babe that James likes to interview.  It's not simping to appreciate women's contributions and values.

Step into the dialog of wonderful minds.

The philosophy of the raider.

Just had a pair of dogs attack my daughters and me on a walk and I'm blackpilled on canines again.

Do you ever practice rubbing your tummy and patting your head at the same time?

Would be interesting to hear first hand stories of the criminal colonization of Baltimore County.

I'm afraid I don't like the picture of Philip K. Dick that emerges from his correspondence.

The definition of slavery is much wider than most understand.

Support savage writers like Viking Age Barbarian.

Does the seeking require a physical journey, a removal?  The oriental tradition is to look within, but I don't think this is enough for the Aryan spirit.

Is there a roofie epidemic in Portland?  ER docs report that people who think they have been drugged are invariably just near-fatally drunk.

Moby Dick and the birth of whiteness.

I've lost patience with Philip K. Dick, but I think he's right about this.

I'm intrigued by this female character.  Maybe someday I'll read this book.

Beowulf and the descent of kings.

A glimpse of the Amazons of legend.

Saying goodbye to Riley.

A big part of the self-defense issue is simply paying attention. You don't need a constitutional right to do that.

I love these stories of savage patrimony.

English nursery rhymes and fairy tales are little time capsules of history.

The story of globalization is the story of raw materials, principally human labor.

Sunday, April 5, 2020

077 Alfredo, Rainbow Sprinkle Cupcake Crackpot Podcast

Sorry for being away so long.  Back in January, I got really sick, it may even have been corona.  Then in February, my girls and I got what I think was norovirus, lots of vomiting for the three of us, which is the hardest on me, both for myself and for caring for the little and trying to keep the house clean.  After that, I was an early observer on the Wuhanic Plague, and found myself following events closely, and correctly predicting many developments.  Since then, we have adapted to life on lockdown and I have gotten Crackpot work back on track.  So thank you for bearing with me, and for joining us in this little pre-corona time capsule.

I did manage to bring into print Barbarism vs. Civilization, a book which was suppressed by Amazon before it ever went to print.  Barbarism vs. Civilization anticipates much of the social weakness which has been revealed by the corona crisis.  Because it was previously banned, we chose to publish it privately through Lulu with no ISBN.  You can find it at the link in the cover image:



This is the (anti-)gayest podcast we ever taped!  Mister Alfredo shared with us about his days as a drugged out petty criminal, his right-wing-to-alt-right-to-just-right journey, and we share a lot of laughs about the poz train we are all riding.  Mister Alfredo is a dissident podcast connoisseur, formerly incarcerated person, and all around good guy, it was so much fun to talk with him.  Thank you, Sir!

The Crackpot Podcast features prolific author and hermit for hire, James LaFond, and corona refugee Lynn Lockhart.

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0:02:30  See here for James's Third Rail appearance and Mister Alfredo's redpill path
0:17:00  Clone army, tattoos, identity
0:23:40  Prison, grandma's house
0:26:54  Alfredo's life of crime
0:35:00  What meth is like
0:48:30  The drug war
0:59:45  Structural social lies
1:14:00  The poz train has no brakes
1:32:05  Plantation America, slave ownership
1:52:22  Ok boomer
1:58:10  Why you need Crackpot training

(c) 2020 Lynn Lockhart